Angel of The Hidden Leaf

After lunch time, we all went back to our classroom and wait for our Jounin instructor to pick us up. One by one a jounin came to pick up their students from team one to team ten. Soon, it's only me, Sasuke, and Naruto sitting on the front row seat of the class.

"Okay, that's it! I am officially bored out of my mind." I looked at Naruto with a flat look on my face. "Naruto, make a clone." I ordered him.

Naruto made a clone without another word; it seems that he's too bored to even question me. "Great, now I want you to transform into a king sized bed." I told the clone.

The Clone turned into a King-Sized bed. Since Naruto's transformation are corporeal and not a genjutsu, they also mimic the properties of the real thing. This means that there is a bed right here in this classroom.

"Nice!" I exclaimed before jumping on to the bed. The soft and slightly cold sensation of the mattress welcomed me the second I made contact with it. I smiled and start stretching my body on top of it.

I looked at Naruto and Sasuke who are looking at me in disbelief from their seat. "Come on Naruto, Sasuke, why don't we have some power nap while we wait for out Jounin Teacher?" I asked them while patting the spot around me.

Naruto shrugged and climbed on to the spot next to me. "Whoa, this actually feels like the real thing!" He exclaimed in surprise. Then his eyes widened in realization. "Wait, does that mean I can make anything out of Shadow Clone?!"

I shrugged in response. "Probably, I mean it's a B Rank Forbidden Ninjutsu for a reason." Then I thought about it for a second. "Why don't you try and make some pillows, this bed feels empty." I added.

A bunch of Clones appeared around us before they turned into literal pillows. I grabbed one of the long ones and hugged it tightly. "Squishy! Sleeping in class with style, I like to see Shikamaru pull something like this." Then I looked at Sasuke. "Sasuke, why don't you join in?"

Sasuke looked at us from his seat and shook his head. "Don't worry, you enjoy yourself, I'll keep watch until he arrived." He told us. "Just don't actually fall asleep." He added.

Naruto and I nodded before we relaxed ourselves on top of a chakra bed in the middle of the classroom. "Ah... Just think of all the possibilities Naruto! You can create chakra weapons, chakra armies, chakra armors..." Wait, is that even possible?

After lying down on top of the bed for a few hours, footsteps slowly appeared from the other side of the room. Naruto was about to dispel his clones but I stopped him. "No, let him see this, I wonder what his reaction would be."

The door opened and a very familiar face entered the room. He looked at us sleeping on the bed and rubbed his chin in deep thought. "Interesting... Shadow Clone?" He asked.

I grinned and nodded at him. "Yep! A Kyubi Enhanced Chakra Powerhouse resting right beside me!" I exclaimed, making Naruto cringe a little after hearing that. "Aww come on, having a demon inside your body isn't that bad! I have a couple of demonic friends back in my day too, they're pretty nice! Once you get pass the whole 'death to all mortals' thing."

Then I looked back at the Jounin. Again, I felt like I've seen this guy before, more than one time actually...

Oh wait, I remember, his name is Kakashi. He has his fair share of trying to assassinate me no sooner after I revealed the secret of Naruto's condition to Sasuke. His ninja dogs bite real hard, that much I can tell.

Kakashi observed us and rubbed his chin in deep thought. "Hmm, how do I put this as my first impression of you guys?" He looked at us with flatly. "Well, I hate you." He stated calmly.

What a coincidence! I hate him too!

[LINE BREAK]

I sat between Naruto and Sasuke on top of the Academy roof. Sitting on a ledge in front of us is Kakashi, observing us with a calm look on his face. "Let's see..." He muttered. "First off, let me have you introduce yourself."

Introduction huh? "What exactly should we say sensei? Is it like name, age, occupation or some personal stuff like secret crush, favorite foods, or how many people I've murdered in the last ten years?"

I can feel Naruto and Sasuke looking at me warily after hearing that last part. Maybe they're not used to killing people yet. But considering their job description as Ninja, they should really know that this stuff is inevitable.

Kakashi didn't even bat an eyelash after hearing my question. "Well, start off with your likes, dislikes, future dreams, hobbies, and stuff like that." He said with a laid back look on his face.

"Hey! Why don't you introduce yourself first Sensei?" Naruto said suddenly.

"Me? I'm Kakashi Hatake" He looked at us flatly. "I don't feel like telling you my likes and dislikes. I've never thought about my dreams for the future. As for hobbies, I have many. My kill count is way beyond your pay grade."

All right, this guy is either purposely acting like a Class A jerk or I am missing something crucial. Usually it's the latter, but for now let's go with the former. "Let me clarify that, you like dogs and pornographic literature. You dislike arriving on time. Your hobby is reading smut in public. Your dream for the future is to get a girlfriend since no one probably wants to be with some perverted jerk like you. Your kill count is probably the same as the amount of times you get turned down by woman." I told him everything I know him.

Both Naruto and Sasuke looked at me with wide eyes and gaping mouth after hearing that. Kakashi also seemed to be surprised but he didn't show it. "Well, if you say so. Why don't you tell something about yourself Mrs. Know it all?" He retorted.

"My name's Haios, I like my friends, ponies, flying, and cooking. I don't like it when people tried to kill me as much as I hate waiting for three hours." I looked up for a moment as I thought about my dreams for the future. "Well... I don't really have many dreams after being alive for so long. My hobbies are flying and enjoy life."

Kakashi looked at me for a moment before moving his attention towards Naruto. "You, blonde, tell me about yourself."

Naruto grinned and jumped into explanation. "My name's Uzumaki Naruto, I like my friends, ramen especially Ichikaru Ramen, and Haios's special Ramen." I sighed a little after hearing that, his love for ramen is concerning. "I dislike teme when he's being a jerk and the three minutes it took to cook ramen. My dream for the future is to become the Hokage so everyone will acknowledge my existence. My hobby is... training with the Teme and cooking lesson with Haios."

Kakashi nodded and looked at the last person. "You, broody one, what about you?"

Sasuke gazed at Kakashi intensely. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha... I like ninja arts and some of my friends. I don't like the dobe when he's being an idiot and a certain man." Seems like he still has that hatred for his brother. "My dream, no, my ambition is to restore my clan and without fail, kill a certain man."

Kakashi nodded after hearing their introduction. "Great! The three of you are very distinctive and interesting. We'll have a mission tomorrow."

Missions! Me like mission! Me want mission reward!

I looked beside me and saw Naruto grinning in excitement. "Yes sir! What kind of mission?" He asked.

Kakashi folded his arms in front of his chest. "First, we'll do what we can do with just four people." He said calmly.

"Ooh! What mission sensei?" I asked in curiosity. "Escort mission? Bandit cleanup? Assassination? Looking for lost cats?"

The Jounin gazed at us flatly. "Survival Exercise..."

Wait? Is this a mission or an exercise? "Uh, run that by me again? Survival Exercise?" I asked him in confusion. "That sounds more like a test than a mission."

I can almost see Kakashi smirking cruelly behind his mask. He looked down and starts chuckling in amusement. "What's so funny sensei?" Naruto asked in annoyance.

 "Oh? Well, I don't want to discourage you but..." He chuckled some more. "I guess you feel pretty confident about yourself huh?" He sighed and looked at us with amusement in his eyes. "Out of twenty seven academy graduates only nine of them will make it to become a genin. The rest of them will be sent back to the academy or quit the program entirely."

Okay, I didn't expect that... I looked beside me and saw Naruto looking like Ichikaru Ramen was closed down for the whole month while Sasuke just looked at Kakashi with steely eyes. "I know that the graduation exam was too easy..." I muttered to myself.

Kakashi pointed at us. "Haha! See? You got discouraged!" He exclaimed with that annoying eye smile on his face.

"That's insane! Then what's the graduation for!?" Naruto exclaimed in disbelief.

"Oh that? That's just to see who has the potential to be genin." Kakashi replied simply. "You have sixty six percent chance of failing. So this exercise won't be easy at all..."

Nobody says that this is gonna be easy... I looked at Naruto and Sasuke and smiled encouragingly at them. "Look guys! Don't be discouraged, the only thing we have to worry here is his competence as a teacher the second we pass his test."

Naruto and Sasuke smiled and nodded at me while Kakashi is looking at me in a mixture of surprise and annoyance. "Well, we'll meet up at five o clock tomorrow." He stood up from his position and turned around. "You're all dismissed."

Then he paused and looked back at us with a dead serious look on his face. "Oh, and you better skip out breakfast... You'll throw up."