Dear Comrade

Dear Comrade Leader Episode 339

Gaiden, he is back

-Kimsan: www.josenjings of uncivilized inferior peoples ww are you happy that Minzoku’s longing for unification has been achieved? No, do you have any regrets now that the corona virus came down from the Kitajo Line connected to Jina (支那) to the Minamijo Line on the proud Parkuri Shinkansen?

-Draken: Ugh, I’m happy! Plus, these days, you guys on the island are also twice as happy because of the corona explosion every day.

-Margarine Coping: Approved. But are you guys doing something like Fukushima radiation, corona, and fusion to come out with something like a super corona, right?

-金山: Subhuman cass (garbage, garbage) domos who don’t even know grace. Do you know that your peninsula has developed that much now thanks to Japan’s rule through the legal annexation of Korea and Japan? Now, no matter what crisis your Joseon faces, Japan will never help again!

-Likinis: Yes, the industrial resources you made to invade China were all blown away during the Korean War. And the North Korean side also said that this time, when the joint economic history investigation team went to the north to study together, the American kids blew it up and made it from scratch, so the contribution was zero.

– Archery typeface: Help? Yes, there is no oil in the territory, so I can’t hear it. And isn’t it better to help those infected with your fever first than us? If you are having a hard time picking out a diagnosis with a fax machine, we are willing to help you with a few hundred sheets. As long as there are still fax machines in Korea.

-ghkd0306: How many hundred? A few days ago, wasn’t it a thousand and a hundred every day? Oh, that seems a bit difficult.

-Peppermap: Stop beating me, I’m crying. Oh, by the way, comrade, if you ever cry, please wipe it with some kind of Nihonno mask. It is a 100% pure cotton cloth mask without a single filter, so it will be customized as a replacement for a handkerchief!

“These cheeky Kuso-chups!”

As Kaneyama banged the desk with such an angry shout, the expensive anime figures on the desk trembled slightly.

Kaneyama, frightened by the thought that his beloved children (?) might have been damaged, hastily spent some time fixing the pedestals of the figures again, but even after that, his anger did not subside.

That much, the anger he felt at the people on the peninsula across the sea in the computer monitor was intense.

Although it is the result of using a clumsy translator, it is enough to convey just how cool you are in this Japanese country now.

And the biggest reason for Kaneyama’s anger was that these Koreans’ mockery was based on facts, not false slanders filled with baseless jealousy and inferiority.

“shit… … !! Haha, it’s true that Nippon is in a mess right now… … .”

In fact, the ridicule of Koreans/Koreans on the Internet bulletin board was an undeniable fact, even as Kaneyama, who had been trained by keyboard battles for a long time (uselessly) from childhood, and was able to respond immediately to any mockery in cyberspace.

Japan, where he is currently staying, was closed due to the corona virus.

No, the rest of the world is also open for publication because of this novel pneumonia, but among them, Japan was the first Asian powerhouse and even more so to the extent that it overshadowed the conventional image of a developed country with the highest level of recognition.

Aside from the delay in initial response, there is no supply of masks and medical equipment for testing, so to get one corona test, a patient who might be a potential infection has to go all over the city.

It was a national emergency and the order was temporarily issued, but in the midst of whether or not to quarantine, entertainment establishments and pachinko are flourishing.

There are more than a thousand confirmed cases every day, and instead of decreasing, the number increases every day.

Korea, which succeeded in initial response, led by the current president, who has been known as a resourceful administrator since the days of the governor.

(Even though it is in the early stages of democratization, it is still showing its advantages, not the advantages of being a semi-dictatorship) bordering on the border with China, the origin, with the superpower of blocking borders, tracing confirmed cases and disclosing routes, and disclosing personal information to uncooperative people through state-run newspapers. It was humiliating for Japan, as it was in many ways comparable to North Korea, which had succeeded in suppression in the early stages.

Still, after the shocking declaration of unification led by former general secretary Kim Jeong-hwan, the yellow magazines and major media outlets all said, ‘Unified Korean Peninsula! Is it the birth of a monster?’, ‘What is Japan’s position in Asia in the future?’ It was Japan, which carried the same sensational title and didn’t pay attention to the situation in the neighboring town… … .

With this corona crisis as an opportunity, Columns and articles mixed with half and half of vigilance and jealousy are published daily in newspapers regardless of left or right orientation, with the thesis that ‘Isn’t the present age at the intersection of the declining national fortune of Japan and the gradually rising (unified) Joseon’s fortune’? It was in the process of being published in the .

“Yeah, there’s nothing to fuss about anyway… … Japan seems to be getting a little bit dangerous these days, so can we escape for a while? Queep, leaving this chaste Japan to set foot on the Korean peninsula, and even in a backward dictatorship such as Kita Josen, already makes me sick to my stomach… … .”

Kaneyama muttered like that, leaned back and leaned back on the chair.

His weight, weighing over 100 kg, screamed as the chair was crushed by his weight, but what caught his eye was animated figures that filled the room, a hanging basketball hoop, a Gibson guitar, high-end audio, and other items that conveyed his taste. It was a scene in a cold, dark room.

This three-story mansion located in Setagaya, Tokyo has been his paradise since childhood.

You could have whatever you wanted and most of what you wanted to do (with money).

Even so, strangely, when Kaneyama was asked if he felt that he truly belonged to this place from his childhood until he was over 30, he could not nod his head at once.

To be precise, the feeling of being part of this country, Japan.

Because his family in Kaneyama has always been an outsider here, Zainichi.

As soon as his thoughts hit the unpleasant fact once more, his door opened and a small, slender voice was heard.

“Jung Eun-ah, aren’t you sleeping yet? I need to go to bed early… … . So when I go back to Piyang, I’m not sure if I should follow or when are you going to give me an answer? This Omani is going, but if I go back to my hometown, I don’t have to see it once… … .”

“I’m going, so don’t bother me! And you know how many times I have to tell you not to call me by that name!!”

At the man who carefully opened the door, his old mother, Kaneyama turned around and shouted fiercely.

As if she had not suffered much, the beautiful old woman took a step back, shutting her mouth as if embarrassed, but she did not look surprised at her son’s attitude.

In fact, it wasn’t the first time he had treated his mother this way.

“Oh, I got it. okay. Gi, Girum, you know you’re going anyway, so get ready. … … Haven’t you grown up and now you need to find a job too? I can also see how long the Daeju in Piyang is relying solely on the pension for the children of the revolutionaries… … Above all else, aside from money, you must also go out and work so that you can catch true wives and wives… … .”

“Shut up! How long are you going to talk about that? It’s all my fault that I’m like this now, but why do you keep doing this to me? Oh Mani, Jeong Cheol, and Jeong Nam hyung… … And it’s my uncle’s fault! know?!!”

whistle.

Koo!

“Eh, Eggmoney… … !!! oh, got it I won’t say anything like that again, so go to sleep.”

This time, as if his anger had really risen to the end, Kaneyama picked up a figure from the desk and threw it at the mother in the doorway.

Perhaps he had the last patience, and the figure crashed into a wall far away from his mother, but his old mother was surprised by that alone, so she groaned and quickly closed the door and left.

And Kaneyama, who was left alone again, struggled alone for a while, and as soon as the sound of his mother’s footsteps went away, he sighed and carefully picked up the figure that had fallen to the ground.

“… … It’s not broken, though. Is it because it’s a Japanese-made Chogokin? It’s worth buying for 27,000 yen.”

Even though I threw it at a whim, my heart was pounding because I thought it might break, but it was fortunate.

In fact, while fiddling with the figure that had fallen on the floor and muttering like this, the real reason that Kaneyama’s heart aches was not because of the figure (there was a reason for it, of course), but because of her mother’s eyes looking at her just before.

It must be so heartbreaking to see one of the only two sons forever being confined to the room like this and throwing away his life helplessly.

35-year-old, unemployed, right-wing Internet.

He’s not even a real Japanese, and he’s a self-defeating existence who posts right-wing posts on internet bulletin boards on Zainichi topics.

Still, isn’t it too shabby to see him as one of those Kitajosen, no, a member of the Baekdu bloodline, the royal family of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, and perhaps one of the most dignified human beings?

Yes.

Kaneyama, no, Kim Jong-un, who was born to Kim Jong-il and his government, Ko Yong-hui (高容姬), sighed once again as the ground went down due to his current situation and the fear and burden of returning to Pyongyang.

* * *

He has been alone since childhood.

In 1988, when Kim Jong-hwan’s great event was carried out and the sky in North Korea changed, Kim Jong-un was 4 years old, and his older brother Kim Jong-cheol was only 7 years old.

Kim Jong-il’s half-brother, Kim Jong-nam, who could be said to be the oldest of the sons of Kim Jong-il, was only 17 years old and was staying abroad at the time of his death.

-The bloodline of General Kim Jong-il, who died as a mother-in-law of the security chief Kim Young-ryong of the rebel gang of the world, is the republic’s first-class revolutionary descendant. They are also my beloved nephews, so I will take special care not to cause any inconvenience or injustice in my future life.

It was their uncle, Kim Jeong-hwan, who had not even known about his existence, who came to power after his father passed away.

And (I didn’t know why he was so afraid of his uncle at the time), and fortunately for their brother’s mother, Ko Yong-hee, who was trembling for fear of being purged together, Jung-hwan simply sent them out of the Republic with a large sum of money to Japan. I left and lost my nerves.

The older brother Kim Jong-nam decided to stay in Europe where he was originally staying, and the two brothers, Kim Jeong-cheol and Jeong-eun, were looked after (supervised) by Cho Chong-ryon in Osaka, Japan, where their mother was born, and later by the North Korean embassy in Japan.

In a way, things could have worked out in the best way for those individuals who could have followed the path of extinction in the Rizzo era.

However, it was not for Kim Jong-un, who had to live in Japan after leaving North Korea at an early age.

-Oka-sang (mother), am I Japanese or Korean? At school, the kids see me and talk. It’s a blood relative of the dictator Kitajousen… … Why can’t I go back to the Republic?

-… … Jung Eun-ah, Ki-geon… … There are circumstances, so please tell me when you are a little older.

Even when she first attended a public elementary school in Osaka, young Jung-eun blended well with Japanese children.

I left the republic when I was four years old, so I was more accustomed to Japanese rather than the Joseon language that I can’t remember, and my mother Ko Yong-hee was also born in Japan, so on the surface, she was just another Japanese family who was wealthy and didn’t show her face at parents’ gatherings.

However, things changed when I got to high school.

The reporters came to sniff how they found out where their hats lived.

– Mr. Ko Yong-hee! Let’s do an interview! There are rumors that the death of former secretary Kim Jong-il was not an accident, but rather the assassination or murder of General Secretary Kim Jeong-hwan.

– We don’t know anything. Stay out of the car!

-Sang Yong-Hee Ko, Northeast Asia is thrilled with the discovery of the Kita-Josen oil field. Did the leaders of the Kit-A-Jo Line know about their own oil reserves?

-I heard that General Secretary Kim Jeong-hwan had been undercover at Nippon, is there any room for improvement in the relationship with Nippon in the future?

– What do you think of this grand agreement between the two Koreas? What if Kim Jong-il’s ex-secretary was alive and ascended to the security guard? Have you ever talked about your relationship with South Korea during your lifetime?

-Are the children next to them the wealthy men of former secretary Kim Jong-il? Do you know what role these children will play in the regime of their uncle, Kim Jeong-hwan, when they grow up?

– You ganna bastards, are you deaf? I don’t know anything! Don’t get out of the way right now before you shred your fingernails!

On days when something happened in North and South Korea, their families could not live quietly because of reporters who came to Korea and Japan endlessly whenever General Secretary Kim Jeong-hwan spoke to the press.

On one occasion, security guards beat up weekly reporters who were trying to capture Kim Jong-un, who was leaving school with friends from elementary school, to take pictures and interview him.

-In our neighborhood, an illegitimate child who was pushed out of the power struggle of the Kitajōsen Shogun, a prince lives in hiding!

In the end, their mother Ko Yong-hui gave up the plan to send their sons to public schools and fled to Tokyo, and sent Kim Jong-un, who was about to go to middle school at that time, to a private middle school, but a series of such incidents greatly changed the world of Kim Jong-un as a child. shaken up

For the first time in his life, he came to realize for the first time in his life that he was not a Japanese belonging to the country of Japan, unlike his schoolmates, and that he was on the borderline where he could neither belong to the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea nor promise a day to return.