Dear Comrade

Dear Comrade Leader, Episode 342

For a moment, Hyun Young-suk felt a headache and wanted to beat herself a few seconds ago, who even considered assassination to protect the last maintenance of the Republic and Kim Jung-hwan.

Now, asking for a favor while not being the chief of the local police station (police box), standing in front of the head of a country, does that mean that you only want to severely punish the keyboard warriors who posted malicious comments on you on the Internet?

This isn’t the time for a nine-year-old elementary school student to write a letter to the president’s grandfather in school social class… … .

Hyun Young-sook put his hand on his forehead for a moment at a request that he would not have even thought of if he was a person who reads the news properly even at least once.

If the expression on the face of the opponent in front of you, Jeong-eun, was not extremely serious, you might have thought that what you just said was a joke, or at least as a performance art performance to indirectly criticize her, who is the undisputed authority in the Republic.

In terms of career, it was an achievement to be able to silence this traveler in such a short time in such a short time, who had been in the Republican politics for more than 30 years, longer than the now retired lord Jeonghwan.

However, the person in front of him who actually achieved that achievement, Jeong-eun, was still talking to himself without noticing that he had misunderstood the conversation location and the level of the other party.

“… … I remember all the nicknames of those bastards, Clerk Hyun! what? Although the Workers’ Party of Korea had a dictatorship, is it still better than Nihon Deigoku (Empire of Japan) overall? You bastard bastards, can’t you ever sue me because I’m in Japan? Sooner or later, you will see them rolling on the floor of the police station and begging for mercy!”

“… … You said PC Inside, that site?”

“Yes, it is. They are the ones who make people’s hearts very hot, so be careful… … No, I ask for strict punishment.”

PC Insider.

Hyeon Young-sook, who had roughly corrected the psychological shock, put her finger on her temple and rolled the unfamiliar words Jeong-eun said in her mouth.

Usually, party cadres of her age are like the name of an internet community where young people come and go these days, but it’s dark… … .

Hyun Young-sook was a former ex and never underestimated the influence of online public opinion on modern politics, so in a matter of seconds, she remembered the contents of a report from the propaganda department summarizing public opinion on the propensity of a site called PC Inside. could pay

-Completely different from the surplus lives of other communities that waste time by social dissatisfaction, hatred of others, and one’s life on a fictional day, rumors about celebrities, or excreting on bulletin boards!! A site where productive and useful cyber-discussions are held every day that will contribute to the achievement of social justice and respect for minorities, and those discussions have become real social movements and have led to various political changes.

-The public has a strong image as the few remaining clean areas of the internet in North and South Korea and the last bastion of intelligence, humanity, and conscience. A truly dignified Internet community formed by practical sages and progressive elite intellectuals acting under

-In particular, in the case of galleries that play a leading role, such as ‘Politics and Social Gallery’, ‘Domestic Basketball Gallery’, and ‘Overseas Baseball Gallery’, the fact that you are an old member is one of the pride of the Joseon Dynasty and is accepted as a popular factor for the opposite sex. Since there are many young opinion leaders gathered, it should be considered as a major recruitment candidate for the prospective youth party members of the Workers’ Party of Korea in the future.

In other words, this means that it is the exact opposite of the cyber identity of Kim Jong-un, a typical net-right winger who is plagued by extreme hedonism, egoism, cynical political hatred, misogyny, exclusivism, paranoia, and racism. It must have been an argument with one user.

And then, as is easy to predict, they spend all night sarcastic, mocking, arguing and attacking each other while commenting on each other’s comments, commenting on comments, and continuing to waste their meaningless time. .

One of them is Jung Eun, who is right in front of Hyun Young Sook.

“ha… … I wonder what the heck those comrades were saying that made Comrade Jeong-eun so angry.”

I don’t want to spend time knowing such a nonsensical thing!

… … When Hyun Young-sook asked Hyun Yeong-sook, omitting the word “for the sake of courtesy,” Jeong-eun, burning with a burning desire, snorted and snorted, then confessed to himself.

This is a low-level story to be heard in this secretariat, the center of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and the brainchild of the Workers’ Party of Korea, but it was as follows.

-Kimsan: www Bakachuples www Kita-Josen-like human rights executive, totalitarianism, conscription system, military dictatorship, media repression, beaten army, power succession, anti-Americanism, crazy individual worship, scumbag full of spiritualism. will it be

-Likinis: Ah… … So now you’re talking about the Japanese Empire? right? That’s the only thing I hear from you.

-Kimsan: … … .

-Goddess: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-Work, Hassan: lol No, North Korea only switched to democracy in the end. So, isn’t North Korea better?

-Kimsan: You guys, did you know that you just met both performance and timeliness, which are the components of cyber insults? I notified the Cyber Investigation Team of the Ministry of Public Security of the Republic of Korea, and it would be better not to ask for an agreement or leniency when meeting with me!

-Lee Jeong-hoon: You’re sitting there talking like an agreement or good-naturedness. Looking at the IP, it looks like you’re connecting from Japan. Across the sea, Susu freezes to death… … . Do you know if it is still during the Japanese colonial period?

-Kimsan: You may not know, but in fact, I am of Baekdu blood, the blood of a god most worshiped in Kitajosen! My uncle is the general secretary Kim Jeong-hwan! If we meet in real life, all of you will have to do a togeza in front of me!

-mamuun87: His condition is getting worse. Let me ask you something. Did you get a headache because you took some strange medicine, or did you filter out the medicine you must take?

-22nd : You don’t have friends.

-Notable opponent: Your mother is crying. Calm down, you’re a fucking asshole!

“My blood still churns when I think of their mockery! Ugh, damn Joshenjings, people living in third-rate developing countries like Kitajosen dare underestimate our Nipponjin, it’s impossible… … .”

“… … Okay, okay. I’ll try my best to do what you want, so shut up your mouth for now, comrade.”

As Hyun Young-sook waving his hands and frowned as if he was tired of listening to him, Kim Jong-un, who was angry and wheezing by himself, suddenly came to his senses at what he had said and looked at him with a frightened expression.

Oops, what did I just say?

He was so excited that he forgot that he had just indirectly demeaned the Republic in front of the current head of the Workers’ Party of Korea.

No matter how much she is a foe on the Internet, the person in front of her right now is someone who holds her and her one and only mother’s means of livelihood tightly.

It’s Jeongcheol hyung. Even so, you and your mother will have to spend the rest of their lives in poverty if the pension, which is no different from the woman in front of you, is cut off.

What if Kim Jong-un was worried and looked at her, what if he made a fuss about this and ordered the cancellation of the pension for his children.

Of course, in a completely different direction from Jung-eun.

‘Ha, I’ve been locked up in my room for 15 years, so I heard that you don’t know much about the world. … .’

How the hell did such a child come from Kim Jong-il, who was so violent, cunning, and arrogant?

My head was pounding, but at the same time, there were aspects that made sense.

Combining the reports he received about his life in Japan and the appearance in front of his eyes, Kim Jong-un was, in a word, a large child.

A child who is hurt, and hides in his room, frightened by the world and other people, who can’t stand the fact that his opinion is not being accepted, so he screams and cries.

With that in mind, I could understand the mental structure that had crossed the sea to come here and seriously asked for such an absurd request.

For Kim Jong-un, an adult child who never learned to fall and get up, the wounds he received from those comments would be the most serious problem in the world.

And, thinking of him as an angry, stingy child rather than an adult, a solution to this awkward situation immediately came to mind.

‘I’ve never raised a child, but… … By the way, you have to do these kinds of chores in this sacred secretary’s office, where Comrade General Secretary was concerned about the future of the republic.’

“Come on, look. Comrade Jeong-eun… … First of all, my party and Comrade Jeong Eun requested… … It is easy to impose harsh punishments on these comrades. There is no legal problem, and if there is, it will be difficult if I put my hands in the middle.”

“Also! I thought you would! Omani always said that the current manager is a very kind and generous member of the party, whom Abadi praised a lot during his lifetime, and he was right!”

Jeong-eun, who heard only the first part of Hyun Young-sook’s words, calmly comforting him with a voice that stings the children, clapped her hands and jumped out of her seat, as if she was about to get up.

And Hyun Young-sook wanted to give Jeong-eun a hint, ‘Your comrade’s behavior is like going to the president’s office and filing a complaint to solve the noise between the floors’, but she was very patient when she was young and now .

And the process of appeasing children and making them into a habit is the same everywhere in the world, whether in South or North Korea.

“… … But I will not do that.”

“yes? Why? … .”

“Think. This site called PC Inside is also used by South Korean comrades, but the people there are still outside the scope of my direct punishment. Of course, as the judicial integration between North and South Korea is currently underway, if a complaint is filed for a crime committed in Pyongyang, a trial can be conducted in Seoul, but it will take quite a long time. Are you willing to wait until then?”

“… … That, but… … Leaving these cheeky bastards alone… … ..”

“Even if that were the case, there is a high possibility that Comrade Jeong Eun would have to attend the South Korean judicial authorities in person, so wouldn’t it attract a lot of public attention? ‘Son of former Workers’ Party secretary Kim Jong-il, South Korean netizens sued.’ Articles will fly like this… … .”

“Well, it’s probably a bit… … .”