DxD: The story? No, my goal is to f*ck them all!

"Okay, so let's summarize what you told me, let's see, you went to the park because you didn't want to be cooped up at home because it was a good day, is this correct?" – asked Rias.

"Yes, perfectly" – I nodded.

"Then, there you bought an ice cream and then you sat on a bench to eat it" - Rias said.

"That's right" – I nodded.

"And then, this little girl... I mean Ophis approached you, you talked her and then she wanted to come and live with you" - she said.

"That's right, I couldn't have summed it up better" – I nodded again.

"Does anyone help me? Kazuya doesn't seem to understand how amazing is this situation" - Rias said as she looked at the others.

The rest of the girls smiled at this funny situation while the boys also laughed about it.

Ophis meanwhile was sitting on my lap while she ate.

What's going on here? I'll summarize it, after the training, Rias and the others decided to do a barbecue in my house to cheer me up for not being able to train, all my wives including Sona and Tsubaki were here, even Azazel, Kiba and Issey were here.

When I arrived and they saw me appear with Ophis, you can imagine the questions they asked me, so I just told them the truth about Ophis and they were all surprised.

"It's amazing that you got Ophis to stay with you" - Azazel said as he ate his sandwich.

"Kazuya smells good and I like to be by his side" - Ophis said undeterred.

"Does he smells good, what do you mean?" - asked Azazel.

"I don't know, he just smells good" - Ophis said.

"It's true, sempai smells great" - Koneko nodded.

Rias and Akeno came up to me and sniffed, What are you, a dog or what?

"Well, I don't smell anything, his shampoo maybe?" - Rias said.

"Are you sure you smell anything from him?" - asked Akeno.

"Yes" - said Ophis.

"I'm sure" - Koneko nodded.

"It's funny but I think I already know what's going on here" - Azazel said.

"Really, and could you explain it to us?" - asked Rias.

"It's just a guess, but I think Kazuya's body naturally sheds pheromones and that naturally attracts girls and makes them interested in him" - Azazel said.

Damn, this old man got it right, system, what do I do?

[Don't worry, keep watching]

"So that smell attracts women naturally?" - asked Akeno.

"Pheromones only attract women but it does not make them fall in love, as I said, pheromones only make that women NOTICE the man in question, that's why women gather around Kazuya naturally" – said Azazel.

"Fuck, how lucky you are, I would like that ability too!" – said Issey with enormous envy.

We all ignore the pervert.

"Well, it's his ability, he's lucky to have something like that, anyway, now that we've clarified this, let's get on with the party" - Rias said.

Apparently they did not give greater importance to the issue of pheromones, any system idea?

[Host, they believe that your body produces them naturally, nothing can be done against that and besides, Azazel is right, normal pheromones do not fall in love, but these are special pheromones granted by the system and although they know that you emit pheromones naturally, they can not do anything]

So what you're saying is that they think it's something with i was born and because of that, they can't do anything about it, am I wrong?

[No, it's exactly that]

Ufff, thank goodness they believed that.

Although everyone was still a little surprised because of Ophis, the party continued.

"One moment, now that Ophis is with Kazuya, doesn't it mean that we are the strongest? Now no one will be able to harm us!" – said Issey cheerfully.

"I'm sorry Issey but Ophis won't take part in any fight" - I said.

Everyone looked at me somewhat surprised, Ophis had taken a liking to Kazuya and since they got home she had not separated from him for a moment, most likely if he asked her to fight against someone, she would do it without hesitation, why doesn't Kazuya want to take advantage of the power in his hands?

"Why?" - asked Issey curiously.

"There are several reasons, the first is that I do not intend to treat Ophis as a combat tool, she will live with me but she will live happily, i do not want to use her to make our problems disappear, that would be like i am taking advantage of her and I will not allow that" – I said.

Everyone looked at me curiously and even Ophis did too, she knew that she was powerful and that not even the gods could defeat her, besides she did not mind fighting with someone if it was for Kazuya but the words of Kazuya himself surprised her, he wanted her to live happily and did not want to use her to fight unlike the Khaos Brigade who used her name to instill fear in others but Kazuya just wanted her to live happily and carefree, this made her happy because it was the first time that someone didn't want to use her.

"The second reason is because you need to become stronger, even if I used Ophis for that purpose, which I won't do it, you would become so dependent on her that you would become weaklings and that is unacceptable" - I said.

If the protagonist depends on Ophis for everything, how will he improve? I need you to overcome all the obstacles that annoying me.

"Kazuya is absolutely right, Ophis should not be used as a tool so that you do not have to do anything, in this world you need power and you will not neglect your training while I am here, not even you, Kazuya" – said Azazel.

"I wanted to train today, it was the girls who refused" - I said with a shrug.

"Well done, we will do this, Ophis will live with Kazuya but she will not intervene in any fight, you must strengthen yourself so as not to depend on anything or anyone" – said Azazel.

Exactly, I like this man.

After protesting a little, in the end they ended up giving up and the party continued, we ate and drank, laughed and amused, but all good things come to an end and in the end everyone went home.

...

At night.

Asia, Koneko, Ophis, Xenovia and I had decided to watch a movie, luckily my sofa was big enough for us all to fit and Ophis was sitting on my lap, i don't know why but she didn't want to move from there, so I left her,iI wouldn't be a man if I pushed her away, if a loli dragon wants to sit on my lap,  Who am I to refuse?

Anyway, that night we could not have sex because Ophis insisted on sleeping with me in bed and although I wanted to fuck her, first you have to teach her what sex is because she had no idea what it was.

The next morning.

Today was Sunday and Rias and Akeno had things to do, today Azazel had given the boys the day off so everyone was doing their things, Rias and Akeno were busy with the preparation of the meeting of the three factions to be held in a few days, Xenovia and Asia were doing the housework and Koneko was sleeping on the sofa and before they say anything, I also helped, I spent an hour washing dishes, specifically all yesterday dishes while Ophis ate cookies next to me.

Asia was in charge of washing the clothes and Xenovia of hanging them and then removing the clothes, as far as Koneko was concerned... she just said that today was her day of rest, she lay on the sofa and from 11:00 and she didn't get up and it was 13:00 or so.

After finishing washing all the dishes, Ophis and I sat in the hole Koneko had left free and watched TV for a while until someone rang the doorbell.

"I'm coming" - I said as I got off the sofa.

Ophis decided to continue sitting, she was busy watching some cartoons that seemed to interest her.

When I opened the door I was surprised, it was Irina.

"Hello Kazuya!" - she said.

"Irina, what a pleasant surprise, come in" – I said with a smile.

Irina came in and we went to the living room.

In a matter of seconds Xenovia and Asia arrived.

"Hello Irina-san, it's nice to see to see you again" – Asia said with a sweet smile.

"If Irina, I finally see you, after everything that happened you didn't contact us, what happened to you?" – said Xenovia.

"Yes, I'll tell you that, first of all, you'll see..." – said Irina.

And then she told us that Michael had taken an interest in her and had reincarnated her as an angel.

"Congratulations Irina!" – said Xenovia with joy.

"Yes, I'm glad you got what you wanted" – Asia nodded.

"I'm glad for you Irina" – I said with a smile.

"Thank you all but I didn't come here today to show off" – said Irina.

"Right, what did you come for, is there a problem, do you want help with something?" – I asked.

"No, none of that, today I came to pay you a visit, I have the day off and I wanted to take the opportunity to visit my friends" – said Irina with a smile.

"Perfect, then you stay to eat, today it's time for pasta!" – Asia said excitedly.

"Thank you, I accept your invitation, by the way, since I have come I have a question, who is that girl over there who is eating cookies?" – asked Irina looking at Ophis.

"It's a long story..." – I said as I began to count.