Going In Almost Completely Blind

Date: September 20, 2009

"Hey viewers, Angel Bluebell here. Now, before we continue on with this chapter. I figured that it would be best, to first clear up a few things with all of you viewers. Which I am sure, that all of you, if not some, are wondering about at this current moment. Now, I am not saying that you are wondering about these things, or even thinking about them at this very moment at all...But, just hear me out...*Angel Bluebell says this with a very visible sweatdrop, present, on one side, of her face*...Now, first things first viewers...you may have all noticed, or have already been made aware as such...that I have been talking, far more often then most of the other main characters, right?...Well, as I am sure that you viewers are all aware...one of the main reasons, as to why a self-insert fanfic, can be quite intolerable...or even unreadable at times...is due to the self-insert, which is moi...which by the way viewers...for those who don't know is the word 'me,' when translated over to French...Now, on the topic of the French...and as one Jeremy Clarkson once so broadly asked...in The Grand Tour episode, 'Carnage A Trois'...'what is the matter with the French?'...Well Jezza, just for the record...it is...quite justifiably I might chime in...with regard to your very...*ahem*...brash statement...absolutely...nothing...*smiles with eyes closed while she says that*...Now, before all of The Grand Tour fans, decide to try and tear me apart in the review and comments sections...I ask that you hear me out for a moment...As the reason, as to why, I have stated such...has to do, with one simple word...'uniqueness'....Now, you now might all now be asking yourselves...'but Bluebell, what does that have to do, in any sort of way, with the French?'...Well, I am glad you asked...*Angel Bluebell says this while she smiles*..."

"Uh Bluebell?...Can you just cut to the chase already?...You're doing it again...*I say this to Angel Bluebell with yet another less then pleased expression on my face, to pretty much let Angel Bluebell know, that once again, her current fourth wall break, is dragging out for far too long*"

"*Angel Bluebell then sighs*...Okay fine Zachary...you're no fun...*Angel Bluebell says this with a somewhat unhappy looking expression, and a sweatdrop, now once again present, on one side, of her face*...Anyway, viewers, the point that I am trying to make here...is that most self-insert fanfics, are inherently bad, because the self-insert...winds up outclassing the main characters...But viewers, if we look at just the last few chapters...or even this whole fanfic as it currently stands...You will notice almost immediately, that I haven't actually done that at all...I mean after all viewers, there is nothing in the 'bylaws,' of self-insert fanfics, that says I can't match them as equals...*Angel Bluebell now smiles*...Ah, didn't think about that one did you?...*now smiles just a little more broadly*...*Angel Bluebell now notices that, I am now giving her a now even more less then pleased expression, to pretty much tell her, that she really needs to wrap things up regarding her fourth wall break*...*Angel Bluebell then sweatdrops*...And finally viewers, just don't take anything at face value, alright...Because, as the very opening song, in Wizards Of Waverly Place, so rightfully said, 'everything, is not what it seems'...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to smile just a little more broadly then before*...Now then, what do you say, that we finally get on with the chapter now, hmm?"

Okay, both my, and Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaks aside, at least for the moment. And as Angel Bluebell watched with intense interest, as both me, and Sakura, pulled both the Twin Card, and the Through Card, out from our respective pockets. This was then followed, by both of us, throwing both cards upwards, into the air, and as both cards spun in place, both of us, then raised, our respective staffs. "Twin!...Through!" Me and Sakura chanted in unison.

Which was then followed, by the appearance of both card spirits respectively, in a wisp of magical aura. And while this was going on, a thought then went through my mind.

"Well viewers, it would seem as though things are about to get a whole lot more interesting, aren't they?" I thought to myself, as I briefly turned my eyesight, slightly to the right of me, to briefly address the viewers. All while I had my attention divided, between addressing the viewers, and the appearance of both the Twin Card Spirit, and the Through Card Spirit.

And, with the Twin Card Spirit, then turning their attention to the Lasin Board. And then, right after they had turned to a sort of magic aura. Which was almost immediately followed, by them turning into an exact duplicate of Li's Lasin Board, which wound up appearing, in one of Li's hands.

And as for the Through Card spirit? Well, that wound up turning itself, into a much bigger aura of magic. Which, after it had swarmed around all of us in the alley. I then realized, that this plan of Angel Bluebells, had absolutely, no chance of failing.

And, with the duplicate Lasin Board, which was in one of Li's hands, now began to emit, its own beam as well. Which wound up going in an entirely different direction, then the original Lasin Board, that was still in Angel Bluebells possession.

"Now viewers. Sorry, Bluebell here again. Now, you might all be wondering...as to why I have decided, to stop the chapter here, correct?...Well, that is because, in the next chapter...Things will wind up getting just that much more action packed...And before some of you viewers, decide to try and protest in the review and comments sections...Need I remind you all, that these are not your three fanfics, okay?...Well, these are not your three fanfics, that you yourself are telling...So with that very much in mind...I will see you lot in the next chapter...okay?...*Angel Bluebell says this, while smiling with both eyes closed*"