Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

27 – Paran (2)

I was dumbfounded thinking I had heard it wrong even after hearing it with my back ear. However, my crazy pair expressed fervent affirmation with creepy smiles.

“Yeah, I really need to kill it.”

─Is this really a joke without even knowing your skills?

I objected right away. Ein Kamphund was the torch, telling him not to whine and fight properly. The logic is that if you win, you’re done, but if you lose, you may lose your audition qualifications. All the cadets competed against each other, so why do we have to compete against the teaching assistants? Even at the evaluation stage.

“How do we win?”

“Oh, is this bastard really a tongue-in-cheek eel?”

“No, you shut up. Clothes!”

At our antagonism, loud laughter was heard from under the stage. The princess’s anger finally turned toward me. It’s something you have to prove with your skills, but it’s damned that you keep messing with it.

“Is that why you can’t do it?”

“Of course.”

“Someone says it’s natural!”

As Ein Kamphund jumped up and said he could do it, the professor looked at us both pitifully.

“The combat cadets have just finished sparring. It is a more unfair demand to compete with the tired people. If you don’t want to decide, I’ll rate it as a two-person sparring and drop one. Can you accept this?”

“What a sucking dick!”

—No, has the princess ever heard of such a thing?

This time, she also protested violently.

“I was forced to pair up because I was told to form a pair, so individual sparring makes sense?”

It doesn’t matter who you are in combat, so you won’t compete with me. At this point, I was just in love with the fight.

“Hey, you stupid bastard. It’s all because of you!”

Now, he urges me to kick my ass and say let’s just fight, put on gloves.

“Ai wash, are you just not able to do it right?”

“Don’t grab me or you.”

I have a lot to say, but I don’t want to fight with Ain Kamphunt either. It’s a crazy b*tch, but it’s royalty. Whether I win or lose, my head hurts. The combat cadets just giggled as if they were enjoying all of this. I wanted to beat the teaching assistants even if they looked the same.

“Hey, follow my plan.”

“Things have changed.”

Since the enemy has changed, the tactics have to change as well.

“Do you have any practical experience?”

“Are you kidding me?”

“How many people have you killed?”

I didn’t even expect two seats like me, but there is no answer. This means that they are not a pair to be trusted and relied on.

“In return, I will give you a chance to attack first.”

I just nodded at Carlson’s words. He is not a fair professor like Rega. This is an unfair treatment, and it is a procedure for exclusion, not evaluation. I gripped the wooden sword. Ein Kamphund is also ready.

“Keep a watch on my back.”

“Seriously, once. Hey!”

They run away without giving a signal. If I keep going through internal troubles, I will never be able to win, so I decided to focus on assisting.

“Don’t be reckless with weak muscles.”

“Shut up, I will win at all costs!”

─That’s right, let’s follow your brilliant strategy.

Teachers moved. Breathing is tight as if they have been matching pairs for a long time. Seeing the gap they intentionally opened, Ain Kamphunt rushed in. Tuuk, the wooden sword got entangled, but it came right back out. The male training instructor put his foot forward and swung his sword to block it before he was ready to attack.

Teouk.

My wrist strength was stronger than I thought.

“Hey, hold it straight with both hands?”

“Don’t order me, you pervert!”

“Damn it, I don’t want to lose either, so do it right!”

Tadadak, after blocking the female assistant’s chain of attacks, the princess also fixes her sword hilt. I’m glad it’s at least as genuine as the sense of victory. With a grotesque smile, she only peeks for an opportunity to attack. *Like a badger with rabies.

“Professor, will you do it right?”

Ain Kamphunt sneered at the female assistant’s words.

“It’s very cheap, isn’t it? Seeing that he’s a teaching assistant with no skills, and he’s swaying, I can see Heoden’s level!”

The jaws of inferno opened. The princess provoked her, saying that it was ridiculous for her to pretend to be relaxed at the subject she barely blocked. She felt that way in real life, but her words were so harsh that it annoyed me all to hear.

“Stop it.”

Let me restrain you, I’m telling you to take a good look at the wooden sword.

“I don’t know if I’ve ever met a guy, because he’s so f*cking ugly.”

“Hey, don’t cross the line!”

The female assistant’s face was distorted. Beyond anger, an emotion close to madness began to show in her features. The male teaching assistant encouraged me saying that although you don’t have a pretty face, you have a good personality, so you can do it someday.

“Wouldn’t it be like living a lonely life until the smell fades away, then weaving a spider’s web?”

At that time, along with a monstrous scream.

“Hey, b*tch. Keep your mouth shut!”

—That’s right!

The female assistant slashed her sword at the princess, muttering at her words that she couldn’t bear to put in her mouth. She had no mercy, and the attack was so relentless that she could have wielded a club. While I, who was in charge of her defense, blocked everything, the princess continued to be of good quality.

“I’m doing it myself!”

Ein Kamphund made the verbal abuse, but only my wrists are aching. The blade of anger that was fired along with the twin desire to tear everything from top to bottom was powerful. Now my body is sweating to the point of giving off a sour smell. The princess grabbed her nose and said that she smelled of chicken droppings, provoking her until the end. A scream rang out again, but this time the tip of her sword was dull.

“SHIFT!”

Ein Kamphund removed the sword for me. There is a trick to defending more than you think. It seems to have been systematically learned since childhood. This time, the male teaching assistant was my opponent. I held the hilt with both hands.

“Now, come in!”

I’m not even ready, but I run wild by myself. Paba Park pushes the guard to the end and tries to force the male assistant out. The weight is also only for light subjects.

However, it is true that he moved quickly at one point and stung the target. I also added my strength to the unexpected attack. Our pincer attack pushed the male assistant out and started. On the other hand.

─What about female teaching assistants?

“Hey, away!”

“f*ck, just trust me?”

I listened to the princess’s words, but I put her body back. As expected, the female teaching assistant attacked Ain Kamphund with a stab. I barely managed to avoid it by just one belly button. Even though he almost broke his side, he is calm. Grasping, the male assistant forcefully pushed him away, and soon fell to the floor with the princess. It was very sh*t.

“That bastard!”

Even though it was thrown on the dirt floor, Ein Kamphund let out a sound. I swung the sword with all my might. The wooden sword in the hands of the female teaching assistant flew through the sky and finally landed outside the field.

“All right!”

I looked back. The princess was avoiding the attack by rolling her arms across the ground. She’s not in a hurry, so she just stomps. Her torso headbutt removed her male trainer. Ain Kamphunt, who was finally free, crushed his hand with his foot. Ugh. A wooden sword was released from the palm of his foot, trampled by his shoe. The princess kicked it casually and dropped it onto her haze.

“Did I do as I said?”

“Well, only the result.”

“It’s small, but it worked anyway!”

Teachers got up with their weapons lost. We also put down the wooden swords we were holding. Everyone looked up at us with puzzled expressions. It seems that he did not understand why he gave up his advantage. The princess whispered to me

“Let’s throw out the muk bowl.”

“It’s bluffing.”

This time, the half beat moves faster than I thought. Without hesitation, I shrugged. Ein Kamphund may have less practical experience than me, but he has better intuition. You can believe it.

“Run, keep pushing!”

The male assistant also responds in the same way. The princess raised her blade and hit him on the back of the neck, just like she did when she attacked me last time. Then, in the same spot, kick her with her left foot as a pivot. Pug. With a dull sound, Ein Kamphunt’s right foot struck the assistant’s back of the head.

“Wow——!!”

The exclamation came from the tearing of Ein Kamphunt’s skirt.

“I knew it would be like this. With bare hands, everyone is worth half a penny.”

This was not a provocation. The princess saw her opponent properly. As I took a defensive stance, Ain Kamphund also took control. When it became a fist fight, I really couldn’t even compete. It seemed that the teaching assistants had never experienced a hand-to-hand combat like this. It was really just a one-sided knock.

“Stop.”

Finally, Carlson came up to the performance stage.

“Why, I don’t think he’s dead yet. Clothes?”

The princess was sarcastic toward the professor. Through the ripped skirt, you can see all the black underwear, but he looks happy.

“The evaluation is over.”

Even the professor didn’t seem to have expected such a result. It was such an excessive victory that I didn’t even know there would be a back and forth.

“Hey, tailed bastard.”

“Who?”

Let’s answer in a natural way, asking if he called me.

“According to what I said, we won, right?”

He makes a V shape with bloody gloves. I just pretended not to notice the madness that went beyond joy. Since they were screaming at me for not answering, I declared in a manly tone.

“Us…… If you say that, everyone will misunderstand that you and I are close.”

─Cha-am, can you please refrain from such nonsense?

The more the princess giggled, the more the arena became quieter. Gradually, an uncomfortable silence ensued when someone stood up.

“We also want to sparr.”

“Okay, anyone, come on!”

“Who do you like?”

Ain Kamphunt, looking down with an awe-inspiring expression, and Chan Gallery’s eyes met. Fearing that my shrimp would burst in the whale fight, I approached the princess and said something I didn’t mean to say.

“I want to poop.”

As soon as he heard it, his face blushed, and he spat out curse words with very glowing eyes.

“You dirty, lascivious pig! You really are going to bury yourself here!!”

They followed me while punching me, so I ran away moderately, but then I stumbled and collapsed, pretending to fall. Grabbing her knee, the princess forced me to stand up, saying that it would be difficult for me to fight because I was injured.

“Not allowed.”

To Chan Gallery, Carlson’s answer was firm.

“The sword is not the only weapon. I hope everyone can realize something about today.”

Everyone is gloomy, but only Ein Kamphund’s laughter gets louder. I think it’s all over, I brush off the dust and the princess comes close to me. She told me not to be rude and get up. Seriously, pretending to be weak just because you’re sick.

“Saturday.”

She puts her gloved hand towards me.

“Should I pick up an ax and play another round?”

So wake up. I really can’t stop I jumped up on my legs. The face was very nice to see. All staff, including professors, left. The arena where only the cadets were left was a mess.

No one can be angry with the princess, but it was clear who this hatred was directed at and who would suffer from it. Before leaving, I bowed to everyone. Chan Gallery’s gaze did not leave me, and a chill ran down my spine.