It’s not that kind of malicious broadcast

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: ??? Who is GetDevoured?』

『Seriously, hit rank 1 in just two days, damn.

Isn’t she a professional from her home country?

This is absolutely not an amateur.』

– ‘If she were professional level, she would’ve gone pro.’

– Yes, but she beat all the pros and hit #1?

– No, it’s just solo rank.

– No, she’s so good that solo rank excuses don’t even work.

– Probably a pro from some other game. Maybe a professional from POAGLE?

– No way, she’s a woman.

– Wait, she’s a woman???

– If you don’t know about the Rogue Master, why are you even here?

– Why do these basement-dwelling bastards think everyone should know their favorite broadcasters? KOK is a game even insiders play lightly, while your broadcast is as underground as it gets.

– I usually don’t watch broadcasts either, but I know GetDevoured.

– Then you’re probably a normie, damn. We’re the normal ones here.

– Really, for real.

– Must be a stand-in.

– No way, she’s verified. Can you guys stop with the BS?

– Who would play for someone else all the way to 1st rank? Seriously?

– For real, stop with these baseless stand-in accusations, geez.

『Author: KingGetDevoured』

『Title: Where are the people who were talking about girl broadcasters now?』

『Beat the World Champions’ Rogue easily in underground play.

Had a leisurely shower and came back to beat all the pros again.

Do you think someone who could defeat everyone with a handicap is a joke, you bastards?

And for the tenth time today, GetDevoured is not a girl broadcaster.

Although I wish she was too, damn.』

– ?? It’s proven that the Rogue class is OP. What handicap?

– Isn’t a couple of burdens on the chest enough? Hehe.

– Come on, let’s go to the police.

– ?? She revealed herself on cam before. Doesn’t that make her a girl broadcaster?

– Yeah, but she wore a helmet, damn it.

– You don’t need to reveal yourself when you have 60,000 viewers without it…

– I hope her broadcast fails and she has to dance sexually, then falls crying because her chest hurts.

– Dude……

– What the hell? Is it my fault for wanting it? You want it too, deep down.

– Such a specific and firm desire. Say that in court.

– Nope, I’m an Asgardian~ No court for me~~

– Being a broadcaster is really a tough job…

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Where did the guy with IP 121.94 who called Rogue Master a girl go yesterday?』

『(Screenshot)

What? If she reached Challenger by acting like a Queen Bee, she should give up instead of causing trouble with her nonsense?

Well~ hit rank 1 Challenger with a 78% win rate in two days~

It was clear she was taking it easy in ranked since broadcasting is her main jobLOLOLOL

When she tries hard, it’s straight to rank 1 Challenger.

Feels good to see all the clueless ones who slandered her hit rock bottom, thumbs up.』

– Thumbs up.

– Seriously, there are too many people who can’t even judge games but yap away. Even pros are giving her a shoutout, while these keyboard warriors just babble.

– Well, keyboard warriors are consistent; they even badmouth pros.

– True that.

– But is broadcasting your main job…? Why do you only work 10 days a month…? Why do you have Nordic welfare all on your own…?

– ㄴ Maybe they’ll broadcast more next month.

– ㄴㄴ I’m scared they won’t broadcast at all during the preseason just because they streamed for two days.

– ㄴㄴ It’s so annoying that it’s even a possibility.

– They completely vanished. Seriously, they should bow and then disappear, damn it.

– ㄴ I’ve noted those people down as total gaming noobs. Let’s wait and see.

『Posted by: ReformedGwangjil』

『Title: I told you I’m done』

『(Screenshot)』

“You rogues don’t know anything.

What? A comeback?

It was obvious. GetDevoured rushed and took down the rogue, overwhelmed the knight one-on-one and pushed back their position, then sneaked in to take down the priest, dodged all the arrows to take down the archer, cut between the knights and blocked their shields, and finally captured the tower to spawn the guards and win.

How the hell did you manage that, damn it?」

– Seriously, how did you manage that?

– I mean, really, how did you do that LOLOLOL LOL

– Wasn’t the rogue already too strong to stop?

– ㄴ They were strong, but, well, true, but…

– ㄴㄴ If the rogue was that strong, why would they mix in 3 rogues and 3 potions in the composition?

『Posted by: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Is GetDevoured some sort of athlete?』

『Never mind the skill, their stamina is insane.

Even pros don’t run that much.』

– They used a keyboard and mouse mix.

– ㄴ Really? They ran that much in that area with a keyboard and mouse?

– ㄴㄴ They’re crazy.

– They do seem like a former athlete. It’s not the stamina of an average woman in her 20s.

– ㄴ Despite constantly drinking, their stamina is maintained, so it makes no sense unless they’re a former athlete.

– They are a former athlete and a national representative.

– ㄴ Really?? Which sport???

– ㄴㄴ Lovableness! Won first place too!

– ㄴㄴ Seriously, does this person give lessons on how to infuriate viewers?

– ㄴㄴ That part does seem national representative level.

『Posted by: AtdamokAttamok』

『Title: Whoa! First season’s first place special reward revealed!!!』

『(Photo)』

『(Photo)』

『(Photo)』

It’s our cute Ark!

Now, GetDevoured must devour Ark.

It’s the duty of the first place winner!』

– Is this person insane? Stop spamming already.

– Who’s suing here, Ark or GetDevoured?

– ㄴ Isn’t it first-come-first-served?

– ㄴㄴ I really hope they both sue together.

– ㄴㄴ They might end up preparing the lawsuit together, and then Ark might say, ‘Doesn’t this seem weird?’, inviting GetDevoured over to their place. GetDevoured, with no caution, goes to Ark’s home, takes a sip of juice, and soon feels drowsy…

– ㄴㄴ Oh…

– ㄴㄴ It’d be worth getting sued for.

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『GetDevoured! KingDevoured! GoldenDevoured! GodDevoured!』

『First place! First place! First place! First place! First place! First place!』

『Congratulations!!!』

『First place is insane』

『Who is this person???』

『First place! First place! First place! First place! First place! First place!』

『Professional players all cut down!』

『Let’s live up to our name with this momentum!!』

『We even conquered the Western Europe server, this is incredible』

『It’s almost regrettable that we didn’t go to the homelandㄹㅇ』

『Meanwhile, the garbage Revan finishes at 320th LOLOLOL LOL』

『This is totally insane』

『Take me, GetDevoured! Take me, GetDevoured! Take me, GetDevoured! Take me, GetDevoured! Take me, GetDevoured!』

『Rogue Revival Movement – The King – 』

『God rogue, seriously LOL LOL LOL』

It was the broadcast of Lee Yena, who never placed chat restrictions during follow periods. Even when over 63,000 people swarmed in, she didn’t see a reason to retract this principle – her long-time viewers knew well that she didn’t particularly care about the speed of the chat.

The flood of messages that were almost impossible to read could simply be ignored otherwise.

Yet, this time, was she reading the chat flow as best as she could? The chat, caught in a frenzy, showed no signs of calming down, even as the victory screen hung in silence, without a single word spoken or a single movement on the screen.

Was Lee Yena, beyond that screen, trying to compose her emotions, or perhaps jumping with joy? The microphone was on, but there wasn’t a single sound being broadcasted.

It was indeed a moment where one couldn’t help but miss the broadcaster’s presence.

《Shall we stay until the ranking is updated?》

In the end, a solitary sentence emerged from the long silence. For the still-ecstatic viewers, it was exactly what they had hoped for.

Indeed, such things had to be watched together as official records to truly savor.

Switching to the KoK homepage, she spent some time refreshing the suggestion board a few times until she finally seemed dissatisfied with something and let out a sigh.

『#1』 『GetDevoured』

Looking at the updated ranking table, she smiled faintly.

– 『User』 donated 10,000 won! –

【Congratulations!!!!!】

– 『User』 donated 30,000 won! –

【Let’s do a review broadcast~~~】

– ReformedGwangjil donated 100,000 won! –

【Congratulations on the righteously earned first place!】

– 『User』 donated 50,000 won! –

【GetDevoured wins! GetDevoured wins! GetDevoured wins! GetDevoured wins! GetDevoured wins! GetDevoured wins!】

The flood of donations showed no signs of stopping.

It was a moment filled with emotions even for the viewers who had only been with her for the past two days’ journey. Those who had been following Lee Yena since her relentless Challenger run and even before that, from her first broadcast titled ‘Rogue Revival Movement – Rogues to Greatness’, were surely overwhelmed with feelings beyond words.

Perhaps understanding these sentiments, Lee Yena maintained her silence as the ranking table remained on the screen, as if to share the achieved victory with everyone.

Then, she scrolled down and up again repeatedly –

『#1』 『GetDevoured』

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『#11』 『GP Orthodox』

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『#322』 『Revan』

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『#17』 『X Heresy』

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『#322』 『Revan』

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『#1』 『GetDevoured』

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『#14』 『GP Rewin』

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『#322』 『Revan』

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『#1』 『GetDevoured』

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『#322』 『Revan』

Somehow, the scroll kept oddly stopping at a certain position and then looping back up repetitively.

– ㅇㅇ has donated 10,000 won! –

【Why do you keep checking Revan’s rank?】

– Heh

《Oh dear. Well, it was intentional… Still, now that you mention it, the state of the President of the National Woodcutters Association’s rank… It’s sad. The fate of those who go against the flow of the times is always bitter. Everyone, please be careful not to make such poor choices next season.》

The voice, which had been filled with nothing but weariness just moments ago, now continued with a faint hint of amusement mixed in.

《Theoretically, it can be said that rogues are 322 times superior. Yes.》

– ㅇㅇ has donated 10,000 won! –

【Please share your thoughts and review on achieving first place!!!!】

《Ah. Review… Should I give a brief one? There were things I wanted to say.》

– Clears throat

《Thank you. Everyone. Really.》

A soft whisper. It felt as if the microphone had been brought closer, as if speaking directly into the ear. The sound of rustling could be heard… It seemed like she had lain down on the bed. The sounds that stimulated the imagination continued.

– Sighs softly…

Following a slight moan that seemed to strengthen those thoughts-

《Can I talk about the rest of the review after a short nap? I’m so… so tired. Uhh… not dying… just sleeping… your words are harsh…》

Lee Yena declared she was going to sleep. From the sleep declaration that seemed like she was falling asleep in real-time, it was barely 30 seconds later…

– Gentle breaths… Inhale… Exhale.

From the still-broadcasting broadcast, soft breathing sounds started to emanate. It was almost as if she was flaunting the fact that she had fallen asleep peacefully amidst the chaotic exchange of donations and chats from countless viewers.

– ㅇㅇ has donated 10,000 won! –

【Are you seriously sleeping?】

– ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won! –

【Where is the after-party broadcast, rascal!!!】

– ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won! –

【You’re really collapsing in a colorful display】

– ㅇㅇ has donated 5,000 won! –

【Celebration party for hitting first place, right? I brought a cake!! GetDevoured…? GetDevoured…?】

As such, the viewers, left behind, expressed their disbelief through donations and chats, questioning whether she was really asleep – but about 30 minutes later, everything quieted down.

Consistently and peacefully, the slow rhythm of inhale and exhale, which continued endlessly for 30 minutes, was mesmerizing in its own way.

– Inhale… Exhale.

– Inhale… Exhale.

The number of viewers decreased at an oddly slow pace.

– 우윳빛깔아따먹 has donated 100,000 won! –

【You did great! I had so much fun… Have a restful sleep and see you tomorrow 😊 You’re the best, GetDevoured Devoured!】

Thus, GetDevoured, also known as Lee Yena, who made unprecedented records, slept soundly – and about 8 hours later, a major rogue nerf patch to be applied from the preseason was announced.

TL’s Corner:
Damn, rogue nerf, tsk.