Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Mang Rabbit in Development [Please Favorite]
Yi Zheng pointed at the big rabbit and said, "What's your name?"
The other party tilted its head, clearly without a name.
Yi Zheng immediately said, "Since you are so clever and witty, from now on you will be called Zi Lu!"
"Oh, okay." The rabbit obviously didn't know the homophone meaning of this name, but since the boss said it, it accepted it.
Yi Zheng thought for a moment, the "Analects" had already been transformed by his teaching, so using the term "Analects" would be somewhat disrespectful to Elder Kongzi.
So, Yi Zheng altered the "Analects" on the blackboard to "Analects" and then changed Kongzi to Terrorzi.
Then, Yi Zheng turned to look at a group of rabbits and said, "This Terrorzi is your ancestor! You all felt it too, working out can make you grow bigger, and your physique will become more and more robust. Our Terrorzi ancestor reached three meters tall! His whole body was muscular, capable of uprooting mountains, turning rivers and seas, and could grasp the sun, moon, and stars with one hand!
He used one True Dragon as a barbecue and ate Phoenix wings with the other, standing at the top of the food chain among all living beings!
He was the greatest terror in the hearts of all living beings!
Therefore, he was honored as Terrorzi."
Upon hearing this, the rabbits' eyes sparkled, and they couldn't help but shout, "Terrorzi, Terrorzi, Terrorzi!"
The shouting was like a tsunami, spreading in all directions.
In Newbie Village #1, people were running tasks when suddenly Fatty stopped and asked Chen Hao, "Did you hear that?"
Chen Hao looked at him skeptically, "Hear what?"
Fatty said, "Why do I seem to hear someone shouting Kongzi outside the village?"
Chen Hao gave him a blank look, "You're imagining things, there are no players outside. Do you think that group of rabbits would know about Kongzi?"
"That's true... They are already big bullies; if they had culture, it would be terrifying." Fatty never imagined that what he feared most was actually happening!
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Swish swish swish...
Another line appeared on the blackboard. Yi Zheng pointed at those words and shouted, "Follow me in reading: 'If a gentleman is not imposing, he is not dignified!'"
The rabbits shouted, "If a gentleman is not imposing, he is not dignified!"
"As for what it means..." Yi Zheng pondered for a moment, then pointed at Zi Lu, "Zi Lu, you explain."
Zi Lu immediately said, "When a gentleman fights, he must use heavy hands; otherwise, he cannot establish authority!"
Yi Zheng knew that Zi Lu would not disappoint him.
At this moment, Zi Lu suddenly asked, "Boss, could this 'Analects' be the rules that our Terrorzi ancestor set for the underworld back in the day?"
Yi Zheng didn't think twice and directly nodded, "Yes, these are the rules of the underworld! So everyone must study them well, got it?"
"Got it!" The rabbits' enthusiasm for learning was unprecedentedly high!
Yi Zheng continued writing, "Since we have come, we should settle down. Zi Lu!"
Zi Lu immediately explained, "Since we have come here, let's be buried here."
Yi Zheng gave a big thumbs up. He really felt that this rabbit, Zi Lu, was a talent.
"When three people walk together, one of them must be my teacher. Zi Lu!"
"When three people walk, as long as one is me, the combat power is equivalent to a division!"
"When parents are around, do not travel far; if you must travel, have a set destination. Zi Lu!"
"Your parents are in my hands; you can't escape. Even if you do, I have ways to bring you back!"
"In all things, prepare well and you will succeed; without preparation, you will fail."
"Whenever you fight, if you hesitate, the opponent will stand up. If you don't hesitate, you can directly cripple the opponent."
Listening to these words, Yi Zheng was really impressed with Zi Lu. His mind was simply not that of a normal rabbit.
Only in this game; if it was on Earth, he would have been dissected long ago.
Yi Zheng continued writing.
"To learn the Way in the morning and die in the evening is sufficient. Zi Lu!"
However, this time Zi Lu let Yi Zheng down, he looked at those words, zoned out for a moment, and then said bitterly, "Boss, please guide me. This, I haven't fully understood."
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded, looked at the words, and thought, according to the normal explanation? That wouldn't work; it was Kongzi's words, not Terrorzi's!
But this didn't stump Yi Zheng; he took a deep breath and said, "If you find out the way to your house in the morning, you die in the evening!"
"Roar!"
The rabbits were ignited by this line, shouting excitedly.
Yi Zheng also got into the atmosphere, then continued his teaching work.
"Those who lack power will break halfway. Zi Lu!"
"I know this; those who are not as powerful as I am, I will cripple halfway! Terrorzi ancestor, mighty!"
"A gentleman loves money, and takes it the right way! Zi Lu!"
"I like money, so taking your money is very reasonable!"
"Terrorzi travels eastwards, sees two children arguing about the sun. Zi Lu, you sit down, no need to explain this one..."
Yi Zheng suddenly realized the ambiguity of this sentence, quickly silencing Zi Lu.
Another big rabbit jumped out: "I know, this sentence means Terrorzi went to the east to fight, and the children were discussing whether the person fighting Kongzi could still see the sun tomorrow."
Yi Zheng was stunned, he didn't expect this explanation, so he asked, "What's your name... never mind, you definitely don't have a name. From today on, you will be called Zi Gong!"
"Yes, boss!" The rabbit immediately accepted the name.
Yi Zheng continued teaching, occasionally hearing system prompts that the rabbits' intelligence slightly increased, and then a particularly clever rabbit would pop out and give a interesting explanation of the "Analects."
Whether by coincidence or not, Yi Zheng eventually managed to identify thirty-six especially clever rabbits.
Yi Zheng named all of these thirty-six rabbits with the title "Zi." Their names emulated Kongzi's seventy-two disciples, but here they were not called disciples but thirty-six hall masters.
Though Yi Zheng had a wish, which was to gather seventy-two hall masters!
But he wasn't in a hurry, the road ahead was long, and he could take his time.
With these thirty-six clever rabbits leading the way, Yi Zheng found it increasingly easy to manage the Rabbit Corps.
However, Yi Zheng also discovered that these rabbits had a high talent for combat, but they were lacking in other areas.
But Yi Zheng was not in a hurry, he could teach and guide them slowly. Though just thinking about the bizarre thinking patterns of these rabbits, he didn't know where he would eventually lead them, probably straight to chopping down the South Heavenly Gate with a kitchen knife.
Meanwhile, Yi Zheng also formally incorporated wild boars, snakes, chickens, and other wild monsters, though they were distributed as gym equipment and weapons across different halls.
Lastly, the equipment dropped by players was not wasted either; he let the rabbits wear them if they could. Since they weren't players, whether the system recognized the equipment or whether it had defense power didn't matter, disgusting the opponent was the most important.