Naruto: Guanyin - The Passionate Soul of Konoha

A few days later

"Nine-Tails... I'm saying it again! Get off my head!!" The veins on Black Zetsu's head popped out...

"Hehe, what if I say no?" Little Nine-Tailed Fox lazily lay on Black Zetsu's head and said with disdain.

"I will die with you!" Black Zetsu was furious and roared while grabbing the Nine-Tailed Fox above his head.

The little Nine-Tails was pinched by Black Zetsu without any panic. It slowly raised its little paws and then gently patted the face of Black Zetsu in front of it.

"Bang!" Black Zetsu flew backwards...

The little Nine-Tailed Fox walked in front of Black Zetsu with a cat-like step, and then stepped on Black Zetsu's face with a sneer on his face...

Although the little Nine-Tailed Fox is a shadow clone, the Nine-Tailed Fox's shadow clone is not something an ordinary person can resist...

Black Zetsu is just that ordinary person... Black Zetsu is different from the Nine-Tails. The Nine-Tails really cannot be released, but Black Zetsu can be released, but all his abilities have been taken away... because his chakra is still in Guanyin 's body...

As a result, the current scene has been created... The Nine-Tailed Fox in Guanyin 's body sensed the scene transmitted by the shadow clone, and a smile appeared on his face. Let you go crazy, Black Zetsu...

Black Zetsu looked at the extremely proud little Nine-Tailed Fox and shed tears of humiliation. This damn Nine-Tailed Fox...

Wait! Wait for me! Wait for my mother to come back! Wait for my mother to come back! I will definitely tell her about it! Let her kill you!

"Heh, let's go, stop lying on the ground pretending to be dead..." The little Nine-Tailed Fox gently patted Black Zetsu's face with its little paws. Black Zetsu was frightened and quickly grabbed the ground with his hands... Oh... Damn... It's become a habit... But this time the little Nine-Tailed Fox didn't use any strength or chakra, it just patted him gently...

Black Zetsu could only stand up with humiliation, and the Nine-Tails kicked hard and jumped onto Black Zetsu's head... Black Zetsu didn't dare to say a word...

"Let's go to the internet cafe and have a look. Guanyin has been surfing the internet in the past few days. I heard that a new game has been released, called Ninja League. Ha, if he still dares to treat me, Nine-Tailed Fox, as the boss in the Ninja Legend and gets beaten up every day, I will definitely let him know what the anger of the tailed beast is! Awooo!" Little Nine-Tailed Fox said with a sneer...

When the game Ninja Legend came out, it was extremely popular in Konoha. When Little Nine-Tails went out to play, he could hear villagers talking about how they wanted to kill the Nine-Tails and slay the dragon every day... Little Nine-Tails was so angry that he beat up the villagers on the spot...

The result of this incident was that Kyuubi was taught a lesson by Guanyin and was punished by not being allowed to buy food outside for three months... Nonsense, the compensation money for the villagers who were beaten was paid by Guanyin ...

Black Zetsu didn't dare to say a word. He took Little Nine-Tails to the Aishen Internet Cafe and turned on two machines.

After the two of them tried it out for a few times...

"Bang! This is ridiculous! Who on earth created such a disgusting underworld hero as Thousand- armed Guanyin ?" In these few games, I was matched with Guanyin players almost every time. They were disgusting. Little Nine-tailed has never felt that anything is as disgusting as the Thousand-armed Guanyin hero. Even the little Guanyin kid is not that disgusting.

"The tables in the internet cafe are all made of Hashirama wood. You just lost about 10g of Hashirama wood with that blow, which is about 200 silver taels. Ten silver taels per cake, you just knocked away 20 cakes." Black Zetsu looked at the dented table that was knocked down by the Nine-Tailed Fox, and said quietly...

Little Nine-Tailed Fox quickly took up his little paw, picked up Black Zetsu's Thousand Hands Red Double Happiness and put it into the concave place to block it...

"Hey, hey, hey, take your own cigarette," Black Zetsu said unhappily. Isn't it a bit shameless to put his cigarette in there?

"Hehe, I just bought my Yamanaka Toshigura," Little Nine-Tail sneered.

Black Zetsu dare not say a word... I will endure... I am an old bitch who has endured for a thousand years... I will endure... endure him for a few more years... endure...

"Let's go to the smoking area and smoke two cigarettes. I'm so pissed off. When I get back I'll tell Guanyin to delete the hero Thousand-Armed Guanyin for me!" Little Nine-Tails jumped from his seat onto Black Zetsu's head and said.

Black Zetsu didn't say anything... didn't dare to say anything... took Kyuubi to the smoking area...

A moment later...

Two people... one fox... one cunt looking at each other...

"Hiss~ Why are you two here at the Internet cafe?" Guanyin took a puff of oily girl Xuan Hemen and asked in confusion...

Uchiha Madara on the side was also smoking Uchiha Hongtashan and looking at these two things...

"I heard you say there's a new game here, let's take a look. Brother Madara, can I borrow a light?" Little Nine-Tail took out the Yamanaka Toshigun, took out a cigarette, looked at Madara at the side with a little attentiveness and said...

His lighter was previously placed inside Black Zetsu's Thousand Hands Red Double Happiness... It's still filling the dent... I forgot to bring it out...

Madara didn't say anything, he just snapped his fingers and a flame appeared on his hand, the little Nine-Tails quickly protected it and lit the cigarette.

Looking at the little nine-tailed fox puffing out smoke in front of him... Guanyin couldn't bear to look at it...

"Nine-tailed Fox, are you still smoking?" Guanyin asked the Nine-tailed Fox in her body.

"Don't confuse me with my shadow clone!" Kyuubi said as he stretched lazily.

Black Zetsu looked at the three smokers and couldn't bear to watch... Guanyin saw Black Zetsu in front of him and gave him a Yu Nu Xuan He Men...

Hmm...four cigarettes...

After a while

"Let's go, are you two ready to play ranked games?" After the four of them finished smoking, Guanyin looked at Little Nine-Tailed Fox and Black Zetsu in front of them and asked.

"Sure. Definitely not a rip off! My Uchiha Madara is very strong. I just recharged some money and bought the skin [Black Silk Spots]" Little Nine-Tails said proudly while lying on Black Zetsu's head.

"Well, I play Mito," Black Zetsu said. There was a bit of sadness on his face... He was the one who paid for the skin of Little Nine-Tailed Fox...

That was the money he earned from cleaning all the toilets in Konoha these days... Guanyin, this stingy, mean and double-standard kid, gave the bastard Nine-Tails money but didn't give me Black Zetsu... So I Black Zetsu had to make money by cleaning the toilets in Konoha every day... It makes me cry just talking about it...

Guanyin also knows about this, and he has already thought about what heroes and skins will be released in the next season of the Ninja League. Black Zetsu, new hero, epic skin [Poop Terminator]

"Okay, let's play in a four-man team. Uncle Ban, can you play jungle?" Guanyin nodded.

"Heh, are you questioning my village emblem, Tobirama?" Madara asked with a disdainful sneer.

"....Well...I can just play as a tool man in the middle or assist Liedou..."