Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Nagato fell to the ground, first with a bewildered expression, but quickly giving way to a tremendous fury.

"Do you think my clone brought you here to fight me?"

Funan's infuriating voice sounded again.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong! Nagato, why are you so naive? My clone is just to get close to you."

"How does this kick feel?"

"Is it very sour and refreshing?"

"Haha!"

"To be honest, I feel very refreshed too. Haha, I've wanted to kick you for a long time. I'm so excited that I want to sing a song."

"Shinra Tensei!"

Nagato let out a scream of fury. A massive explosion of power began to form around him.

This time, Nagato was truly enraged, and he was using all his strength.

"Konan!"

At this moment, Funan suddenly grabbed Konan's hand and said affectionately: "You and I, although we cannot be born on the same day, we can die on the same day!"

Konan?

Nagato shuddered.

Yes!

How could he forget Konan.

Can Konan withstand such a large-scale attack?

It doesn't matter whether Funan dies or not, but Konan can't.

Nagato gritted his teeth and released Shinra Tensei to the sky.

[Boom!!!]

The sky became distorted under this attack.

[Bang!]

After unleashing all his power, Nagato fell to the ground, breathing heavily.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

Funan crossed his arms and clicked his tongue.

"How impressive, my dear Nagato!"

"Look at this attack. Even if the strongest tailed beast is here, it will probably be killed by you in one hit."

"Uchiha Funan, you bastard!"

Nagato gritted his teeth and said: "Just now, didn't you have any intention of protecting Konan? As expected, Konan can't be handed over to you!"

Funan immediately looked at Konan pitifully, stretched out his hand, touched Konan's face, and said: "Konan, will you blame me?"

A scene that stunned Nagato appeared.

Konan also reached out her hand, touched Funan's face, and said in a tender voice: "Funan, of course I don't blame you. How could I? Just for having such a handsome face and being invincible in the shinobi world, I can't blame you. In fact, I'm crazy about you!"

Nagato was stunned at first, and then he was furious and said: "Transformation technique? Damn it, Uchiha Funan, I will kill you!"

"Enough!"

Just as Nagato struggled to get up and continue to fight with Funan, a roar sounded.

Konan flew over from a distance with a gloomy face, staring at the two coldly.

"Have you had enough? Will you not be satisfied until one of you is dead?"

Nagato immediately shut her mouth.

[Bang!]

The sound of a dull thud resounded.

Nagato turned his head dully and looked at Konan.

Her coldness just now was swept away, and she looked at him with a smile on her face.

Holding a thick stick in her hand, she waved it from time to time.

She had just hit him from behind.

Why?

Nagato had only this question in his mind before he fainted.

And Konan's last expression seemed to tell him the answer.

It was the same smile as Funan's.

"Zehahaha!"

Funan laughed triumphantly, and said: "What does the Rinnegan matter? He fell into my trap anyway! The great Funan is invincible, haha!"

"Are you happy!?"

At this time, Konan came over with a gloomy face.

"Great, you turned into my appearance and gave Nagato a few hard blows. Is this considered taking advantage of Nagato's trust in me?"

"Konan?" Funan blinked and said unexpectedly: "You actually came?"

"Humph!" Konan snorted coldly and said: "You want to trick me away with a shadow clone, you are dreaming, don't think I can't see your intention."

"I definitely underestimated you, my beautiful Konan." Funan smiled and said: "Everything I did before was inevitable. Will you forgive me for that?"

"Of course!" The Funan clone that had transformed into Konan looked at Funan affectionately and said: "No matter what you did, I will forgive you."

"Really?" Funan's eyes lit up and said: "Last time, when we did that, you were always reluctant to use those positions. I thought... cough, cough!"

Konan's original body grabbed his neck and squeezed hard...

Funan started coughing and then said embarrassedly: "Konan, I know I was wrong, let go!"

"Tell me, why did you do this?"

Konan stepped forward, helped Nagato to the wheelchair, and frowned at Funan.

"Don't tell me you did this just to beat Nagato up!"

She looked around, seeing Funan and two versions of herself.

Funan shook his head and said: "Let's talk about it after he wakes up."

Nagato woke up quickly.

Funan didn't use much force that time.

After waking up, Nagato roared and wanted to fight Funan.

But he was stopped by Konan.

Who knew that Nagato stared at Konan and said suspiciously: "Are you really Konan?"

"...Yes!" Konan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "How about? Hit me twice and try!"

"Let him dare!" Funan almost jumped up, exclaiming: "If anyone dares to touch my wife, I will kill him!"

Nagato stared at Funan with a gloomy face.

"Okay!" Konan scolded, saying: "Funan, tell me, why do you want to teach Nagato a lesson?"

Nagato's face darkened.

"And what else was I going to do?" Funan stared at Nagato and said: "Of course, it is to make him more sober!"

"You are talking nonsense!" Nagato said coldly: "Could it be that in your eyes, I am not sober?"

Funan laughed and said: "Do you think you are sober?"

"To tell you the truth, I didn't use the transformation technique just now."

"I used genjutsu!"

In Funan's pupils, the special kaleidoscope appeared again.

"Impossible!" Nagato shouted immediately. "If you had used an ocular technique, my Rinnegan would have detected it."

Funan chuckled, he didn't say anything, just looked at Nagato silently.

Nagato frowned.

Konan intervened again to divert the topic: "Funan, Nagato's Rinnegan should be superior to Mangekyo. It is the legendary Eye of the Sage, and we have already verified its power. How could it fall into your genjutsu?"

"Because he's not trained enough!"

Funan said without hesitation: "He has few skills, but he thinks he is superior. That is what bothers me most about this type of person."

Nagato's voice trembled with fury. "Konan, step aside. Today one of us will die."

"You have dreams of greatness! You will die, and I will live forever with Konan, enjoying a happy life."

"Okay!" Konan said with a headache: "Funan, tell me already, what is going on? It doesn't seem like you just wanted to teach Nagato a lesson."

Nagato, on the sidelines, added: "Konan, he's always been like this. When has he ever done anything serious? The fame of the Uchiha's shamelessness resonates throughout the shinobi world."

"Wow, do you think that hit I gave you earlier was too soft?"

"I'll kill you!"

Konan remained silent but began to take out explosive tags one after another.

Both men fell silent instantly.

Funan thought for a while, and slowly said: "Nagato, if I tell you that you have always been on someone else's chessboard, do you believe it?"

To Funan's surprise, both Nagato and Konan remained silent. There was no over-emotional reaction or immediate denial.

"Are you really...?"

Funan looked at them in surprise.

Konan sighed and said: "We're not idiots. Of course we've noticed that something's not right."

"The problem here is... how did you find out?"

"I..."

"Okay, I know!" Seeing Funan's expression, Konan immediately interrupted and said: "I know everything you want to say, Funan, I know that you have always been a very confident person."

Funan was almost suffocated. He looked at Konan speechlessly and said resentfully: "Konan baby, you have become bad."

"Funan, tell me, how much do you know about those people? Or, do you know who they are?"

"Next is the time to exchange information." Funan smiled and said: "You go first!"

Konan didn't care and said directly: "The man in the mask. We only know about him, but we don't know if he's one of them, an agent, or if he's hiding something else and is the one who runs everything from the shadows."

Funan smiled and said: "He is a person who thinks he is in control of the overall situation. In fact, he is just a puppet of others."

"I see."

Konan and Nagato looked at each other.

Nagato's lips moved. He wanted to ask questions, but he was embarrassed.

"In reality, the one who truly hides in the shadows and controls everything... is the true owner of the Rinnegan."

"What do you mean by that?" Nagato looked at Funan in shock and said: "Are you saying that my eyes, these eyes of the Wise, do not belong to me?"

"Yes!"

Funan said with a smile: "Nagato, do you believe it?"

Nagato was silent. He stared at Funan, looking at the smiling and playful expression.

He actually wanted to smash this face countless times.

Now is no exception!

It's just…

"Speak."

Nagato looked calm and said: "Uchiha Funan, tell me everything you know. Whether I believe you or not, that's for me to decide."

Funan looked at Nagato and said helplessly: "Looking at your expression, I haven't put you in such a difficult situation, have I?"

"…No, please speak!"

"Wow, now you're even able to say that..."

"Funan!" Konan interrupted helplessly.

"Okay!" Funan spread his hands and said: "To put it simply, there is a strong man in the shinobi world who wants to plot a big plan, but his body has been seriously injured and is too old to support him to do so, so he found the masked man and asked him to complete these plans on his behalf."

"He is secretly leading everything."

"Nagato, you, as a member of the Uzumaki clan, are a key piece in his plan. Since you were little, your fate was already sealed. Like your Rinnegan eyes, which he himself implanted in you, all to take advantage of your bloodline and nourish those eyes."

Nagato's face was gloomy and uncertain.

"My parents..."

"It should be."

"Yahiko's death..."

"Probably."

"My life and death are still controlled by the other party?"

"Absolutely!"

Nagato looked at Funan with a cold expression and asked through gritted teeth: "Why tell me this? Uchiha Funan, how do you know this?"

Today he had gone to find Funan to talk about the Impure World Reincarnation, hoping to be able to see Yahiko again.

Funan had told him last time that bringing someone back with that technique would be the worst torture for him.

Those words had kept him contained all this time.

But unexpected things always happen.

Deep down, he was hoping to have a more serious conversation with Funan today, not a battle to the death.

Who would have imagined that he would gain so much valuable information.

"Uchiha Funan!"

Nagato looked at Funan and said slowly: "Can you guarantee Konan's life?"

"Of course!" Funan's smiling expression changed, and he said coldly: "Konan is my woman. Whoever dares to touch my woman, I will beat the shit out of him."

"Okay!" Nagato nodded calmly, controlled the Six Paths of Pain, pushed his wheelchair, and walked back.

Konan looked at Nagato's back, hesitant to speak.

She wanted Funan to help Nagato, but she knew that Nagato's personality would never accept Funan's help.

"Funan, how strong are you?" Konan couldn't help asking curiously.

"You managed to use genjutsu on the Rinnegan..."

According to what Funan had said, that power didn't even really belong to Nagato, but that didn't diminish how terrifying those eyes were.

Nagato, with the power of those eyes, was practically invincible.

But he was defeated by Funan!

Thinking of that kick and that stick, Konan was very upset.

You don't worry about killing Nagato with a stick.

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