Chapter 74: No Traitors, Let's Have Some JoJo Jokes
As an elder?
Excuse me, who are you?
Giorno's face turned blue and then red, but he couldn't fight back.
Josuke was also stunned, scratching the back of his head, "Jon-san, do you know this guy?"
"Yes," Jon nodded lightly, "We've known each other for a long time."
Of course, they had to be familiar. Jon had watched "Golden Wind" multiple times.
Giorno gritted his teeth secretly, calling for 'Gold Experience' in his mind.
Jon had anticipated this, pressing his finger against Giorno's forehead to forcibly open his subconscious, cutting off his connection with his Stand.
[Partner, I must say, you have the guts to use such a brilliant ability as 'Silence.' Are you the Demacian Justice?]
In his mind, Little D was praised and criticized simultaneously.
Jon's expression didn't change, pretending not to hear his own troublesome Stand's complaints.
"My... Gold Experience..." Giorno felt his head spinning, half-awake, "What did you do to me?"
"Don't say such ambiguous things. If I wanted to harm you, you'd already be dead." While speaking, Jon controlled his strength and delivered a chop to the back of Giorno's neck.
Giorno, out cold.
Ahem, just kidding.
After taking a blow to the back of his neck, Giorno's eyes rolled back, and he fell unconscious.
Beside them, Josuke opened his mouth, wanting to say something but holding back.
"Don't just stand there. Fix the car, and let's go find Jotaro and Joseph." Jon turned his head and spoke to Josuke.
Hearing this, Josuke blinked, "Oh."
With a wave of his hand, 'Crazy Diamond' flew out and, in the blink of an eye, repaired the car.
Just as Giorno had said.
Crazy Diamond
What convenience!
They set off from the airport with three people.
When they arrived at the hotel named after the 'SPW Foundation,' there were still three people.
Only this time, Jon was the one driving.
Seeing the unconscious Giorno and the complex expression on Josuke's face, Jotaro and Joseph were slightly surprised.
Jon smiled and said, "It's a bit complicated to explain. In short, this guy isn't an outsider."
As he spoke, he snapped his fingers, "By the way, Joseph, you should call this guy... uncle?"
Joseph: (⊙_⊙) Confused.jpg
"Yare yare." Jotaro adjusted his hat, glancing at Giorno's blonde hair, "It's complicated, but we have plenty of time."
"Alright then." Jon cleared his throat, "The story begins with our ancestor Jonathan Joestar and his arch-enemy Dio Brando..."
Jotaro's face visibly darkened.
Even if we have time, you don't need to start from a hundred years ago!
Joseph grew impatient, but Josuke listened with great interest.
The Joestar family and Dio Brando.
This is the 'blood fate' that has entangled the Joestar family for generations!
"In short, after Dio used our ancestor Jonathan's body to do unspeakable things to various women, Giorno Giovanna was born.
In other words, this boy has the blood of the Joestar family running through his veins."
Jon calmly explained Giorno's background.
After hearing this, Jotaro felt a sense of understanding.
No wonder that blonde hair made him inexplicably annoyed...
"That's the situation," Jon spread his hands and looked at the 'unconscious' Giorno, "You heard that, right, Giorno."
"As expected, I can't fool you."
Seeing his disguise exposed, Giorno stopped pretending and spoke with a stern face, "My name is Giorno Giovanna, please don't give me weird nicknames."
"Alright, Giorno, no problem, Giorno."
Giorno:
Josuke jumped up in shock, "When did you..."
Jon quickly held down his half-brother, "He woke up when I started telling the story."
He looked at Giorno, "Isn't that right?"
Giorno remained silent.
The atmosphere became somewhat awkward.
Although nominally family, for Giorno, both Joseph and Jotaro were undoubtedly his father's killers.
Even if he had no feelings for his father, who he never met and who intended to dominate all of humanity.
Jon appeared stern on the outside.
But in reality...
[No traitors, let's have some JoJo jokes.]
[Joseph: I am the protagonist of Part 2.]
[Jotaro: I am the protagonist of Part 3.]
[Josuke: I am the protagonist of Part 4.]
[Giorno: I am the protagonist of Part 5.]
[Jon: ???]
"That's enough."
[Question: Which family has the best manners?]
[Answer: The Joestar family. Although the Jojos break out of jail, hit teachers, dine and dash, steal strangers' luggage, and steal their father's wallet, they are still gentlemen with 'Golden Spirit.']
"Are you addicted or what!"
Jon accidentally shouted his thoughts out loud, annoyed by his Stand's constant jokes.
Immediately, everyone's attention turned to him.
Jon paused, then spoke in a deep voice, "The past is the past. The bond with Dio has been severed."
At this point, he couldn't help but smirk.
Severed, but not completely severed.
Meeting everyone's gaze, Jon steadied himself and continued, "We must focus on the present!"
He looked at Jotaro and Joseph, "No matter what, our main goal remains the same: to find Polnareff."
Then he turned to Giorno, "As for you..."
"Previous matters have nothing to do with me. I have my own life," Giorno met Jon's gaze without fear, "Please let me leave."
Jon wasn't surprised, just raised a finger, "Ten million lira."
"What?"
Giorno looked confused.
Jon smiled, "I mean, if you guide us, I'll pay you ten million lira a day."
Ten million!
Giorno couldn't help but swallow.
How long would he have to scam people at the Naples airport to earn ten million lira!
Seeing Giorno's interest, Jon pressed on, "If that's not enough, how about twenty million lira?"
Twenty million!
Giorno took a deep breath and stiffly nodded, "Deal."
"And with that, Giorno is in our pocket." Jon felt great.
Using a little money to get a god-tier healer.
Is there a better deal?