Rasputin of the East

＜ Episode 251 >

“I wondered why the family meeting was suddenly called…”

Olga shook her head.

“I do feel a little late. These guys need to get married as soon as possible, but it is true that they were too easy.”

“Come on, wait a minute, mother, I’m still a little more free…”

“You have no right to say that, man.”

Victor tried to make excuses, but he sank in one of Alexei’s rooms.

“Honestly, he used to touch women a lot.”

“Sometimes I’m afraid that my brother will look at me with a sinister look.”

“Do you think I’m crazy and think I’m a Neil girl? Are your eyes sprained? If anyone takes you, I will bow down and ask you to take me.”

“What? How many men propose to me?”

“Do you think you can get a proposal even if you’re not a princess?”

“stop.”

Olga rolled her eyes as she put her forehead on Anna and Victor’s words.

“So, what do you think of the common father of all the children here except Sberlina?”

Sverlin is Alexei’s only daughter.

“For now… I’ll have to find a woman or man with a decent identity.”

“That’s natural.”

“Victor’s marriage must be prudent, first of all, he’s the Crown Prince. The other kids don’t know, but Victor is going to be the emperor. His wife should become the empress, and he should marry a powerful royal family in another country.”

“Moreover, one more reason to get married by arrangement.”

Anastasia waved one finger out.

“What?”

“I can never fix that affair unless he becomes a princess of some country by nature and cheating on him becomes a diplomatic problem.”

“……”

“Why, what?”

Everyone is looking at me for some reason.

“No, I haven’t made any diplomatic problems, have I?”

“Don’t you think it’s because I’m not a problem?”

“……”

“Then let’s see, where is the royal family?”

“The German Empire, thanks to whom the Kingdom of Hungary passed.”

“……”

“The Kingdom of Yugoslavia?”

“Evande.”

“Evande.”

“Ah, that’s a bit.”

Everyone’s eyes focused on me, Olga, and Tatiana as they came out of their mouths all at once.

“… Did you have anything bad with them?”

Alexei, who had spoken, asked again, in bewilderment.

“Yeah, there was, anyway, pass, these guys are the ones who will cause World War III if they say they’re married to the royal family.”

“Ummm… that’s a bit like that, then pass… Romania, Bulgaria… Ummm… Spain?”

“Spain is a little bit because of hemophilia…”

“Britain?”

“In the UK, Princess Elizabeth and Princess Margaret Rose would be candidates, but first…”

“Politically… it would be a gesture of reconciliation for now. Still, I don’t know if it’s a prince, but it’s a little bit burdensome as a princess.”

A gesture of reconciliation for the fact that we blown up the king… um…

“Hey, is there no element for my opinion at all?”

“If you had only one lover, you might have let me get married.”

“Heh heh heh, heh heh!”

Nikolai and Lev burst into laughter as they patted each other on the shoulder.

“So, when you’re dating only one person, listen to them.”

“hey! What are you talking about hanging out with a woman who has no roots anywhere!”

“……”

“……”

“What the f*ck?”

Just as the angry Lev was about to grab Victor by the neck, my mouth opened.

“Lev, Victor.”

“yes?”

“Be still, and what does that mean? I never knew your father, Lev, did you have a girlfriend?”

“That’s the father, is he…”

“I asked Lev, Victor.”

“……”

“Say it.”

“yes.”

“……”

The silence got a little long.

“How long has it been?”

“little……”

“Have you had children or not?”

“yes.”

“Are you Russian?”

“Yes, my colleague.”

“……Then what?”

I nodded.

“Uh… Father?”

“Usually, the royal family marry a noble family, but… Victor, was this father the right to marry your mother?”

“…… no.”

“Yeah, I’m the king of the Czech Republic, but I was originally one of those ordinary people on the street. One more thing, she was a foreigner. On the other hand, Lev’s lover is a well-established Russian, so isn’t it a bit more friendly than the relationship between me and your mother?”

“still…”

“I… Father, aren’t you telling her that if you want to marry me, lead the tank corps and invade America?”

There was a moment of laughter at the outrageous nonsense.

I smiled for a while and answered with tears in my eyes.

“Is that possible, Lev, are you greedy for your brother’s position?”

“No, honestly, I don’t want to live such a promiscuous life.”

“I am enjoying life! Who the hell would think you and I are twins? You monk!”

“I still can’t believe you two aren’t even half-brothers, but twins, didn’t you change with Tatiana’s older sister when you were young?”

“Why am I biting in again?”

“Even so, Nikolai and these guys have little in common.”

“They fought so much even when they were in their womb, I couldn’t sleep really.”

After clapping once to correct the story of going back to the wrong place, I opened my mouth.

“I don’t know how the story got here while talking about Victor’s bridesmaid candidate.”

“Congratulations, Victor, your father has a very loose belt, so you have fewer prospects in your marriage.”

“Hey, Alexei, will you scold me like you did when you were a kid?”

“What, did I say something wrong? Anyway, you can’t get your half-sisters to get married. Marriages between cousins have become commonplace, but honestly, everyone in the world would know that they are half-siblings.”

“Yeah, you did well. Okay, so you’re going to make Sberlina Crown Prince? You’re cousin.”

“What nonsense, dog boy!”

“Isn’t the child growing up? If you don’t like it, shut up.”

“……”

“You will be the only one who uses the Crown Prince position as a threat.”

“When I’m around Zegna, I think it’ll be okay since I’m the same age as Sberlina, right?”

“I wish I could just shut up, can’t we? yes?”

I sighed and opened my mouth.

“Yeah, actually, it wouldn’t hurt to send at least one of the princes to England, because you can’t stay as enemies forever, and if you want to run Europe, you have to improve relations with Britain.”

“I have many brothers and sisters, so it’s good at times like this, that’s why the motto of the Habsburgs is… You are the Habsburgs……”

“Marry me……”

“ah.”

When Nikolai slapped Nikita in the back of the head for saying nonsense and punished him, I laughed.

“You spoke well. It wouldn’t hurt to send you to England.”

“Eh? Me?”

“Okay, choose between the two princesses.

“No, no, no, wait a minute. Why did you suddenly change from your brother’s wedding to mine?”

“Victor is the Crown Prince, so we only discuss it first, did you call to decide in advance when you will get married and what kind of girl you will marry? Why, do you have a girlfriend?”

“That, it’s not… that… what is it…”

“What.”

“No…that… well… well… I… I think it’s too early to talk about marriage…”

“Do you have a girl you like?”

“No, no! Who says they like it!”

“Lef?”

“…I don’t know.”

“You really don’t know? Anna?”

“I don’t know, I told you before.”

“Irina?”

“Um… wait a minute, a woman who can keep in touch with Nikita during the war…”

“No, have you researched all of them? No, and not like that…”

“Well, can it be a man instead of a woman?”

“Hey, maybe my son would?”

“I don’t know about the world, how many men like men.”

“Ah! Mom! little mom! Not like that!”

“Um, if it were a man rather than a woman, the scope of the investigation would be a little wider.”

“Ah! No!”

Nikita, who was suddenly driven to be a sodomy-loving human, screamed with an unjust expression on her face, and started to tease her as if she had caught the poor Nikita by intervening in Olga, Anastasia, and Irina.

“Stop it, I’m going to cry.”

“What does a guy who even received a medal cry, while on the front line, he was carrying out even more obscene rumors.”

“No… I am not dating anyone, and I am not liking anyone. First.”

“First?”

“Well, by the way, among the women you know, there is a woman who has a crush on you, and if it turns out that you are getting married in front of that woman, are you embarrassed because you think you won’t be able to handle it?”

“……”

“uh? Really?”

“No, what is unrequited love…”

“not really? Are your eyes fluttering? Shaking?”

Anna rushed in with her eyes shining, and wore the expression of a predator who had found her prey.

“who? Who is it?”

“Nope! There is no such girl!”

“Oh, aren’t you old enough to be called a lady then? If it’s an older woman… then there’s no way my brother would be in trouble, right?”

“no! It’s not like that! I just want to enjoy a more free life!”

“Oh, what does my nephew know? Marriage is a shackle, after I got married to your aunt, your hobbies… ah ah ah ah!”

I said the only thing I could say as I watched Alexei paying the price for being negligent in front of my wife, Anna trying to interrogate my brother as he said dubious ohrah, and Lef plucking the popcorn from where he got it. .

“It’s all bullshit, really.”

“You know that you are not at all responsible for that shit, right?”

“I made a lot of kids, but I never taught them like that.”

“Did you ever teach in the first place? At least as far as I can remember, your Majesty’s teachings are not very many.”

Irina, whom I believed in, started bashing me with facts.

“No…. you’re doing this knowing better than anyone that I’ve been busy.”

“And it’s also wrong to instill in our children the idea of an overly liberal love affair. I have a man who has four sisters as his wives at the same time, but that’s not enough, so he brings other women into the bed as his father.

“Did I drag you in? They have crawled in!”

“I’m right, I’m drawn to it.”

Tatiana also joined.

“What… No, honestly, if we both passed out after drinking and then woke up naked, wouldn’t it be both the fault of both parties?”

“It’s both the fault of both sides, so there’s also the fault there.”

“No, the fact that I was also at fault is somehow the same as the one I brought in.”

In the end, the imperial family meeting that day fell apart without any decisions.