School Genius Bodyguard

"Fuck, kid you're asking for death!"

Chang Huan cursed while lunging towards Li Fei with snarling teeth and claws. Although the kid claimed to be a descendant of Ancient Martial, his poor skills were far from commendable, so Chang Huan didn't hesitate to pounce on Li Fei.

Li Fei cursed loudly, "Let you taste the power of Little Li Flying Bomb!"

Then he loosened his grip, and bang, a marble flew straight toward Chang Huan's forehead, quickly raising a large blue bump. Chang Huan howled and clutched his forehead, squatting down and waved his hand back at Gou Tui, "Motherfucker, hurry up and help me beat this kid to death. If anything happens, my dad will take the blame, ow..."

"Yes, Brother Huan!"

Xun Tui rolled up his sleeves, swinging his big fists as he rushed forward, "Motherfucker, dare to mess with Brother Huan, I'll fucking waste you!"

Poor Li Fei was about to stuff another marble to deal with Gou Tui when his vision darkened. A fierce punch smashed into his nose, instantly causing blood to spurt out! Then he passed out on the ground without any consciousness.

Unintentionally, Li Fei's blood sprayed precisely onto the fallen slingshot, instantly causing wisps of green smoke to rise. However, this scene didn't catch anyone's attention.

After knocking Li Fei out with a punch, Xun Tui still wasn't satisfied. He viciously kicked Li Fei several times until there was no movement from him, then spitefully spat on him.

"Brother Huan, this kid is out of breath, let's go. It'll be troublesome when the police arrive!"

"Right, let's get this girl into the car, and soothe my wounded little soul!"

Right when Chang Huan and Gou Tui were forcing Su Meimei into the car, Li Fei's body was undergoing the strangest transformation of his life. The wisp of green smoke turned into a colorful rainbow emerging from the gray jade bead in the slingshot handle, and then it spiraled into Li Fei's body.

As the wisps of green smoke entered him, significant changes appeared on his body. The beaten and bleeding areas healed rapidly, quickly returning to normal, even the blood went back into his nostrils. After Li Fei coughed twice, he was revitalized.

"Hey, hey, kid, you're awake!" An elderly voice emerged from the jade bead in the slingshot handle.

"Who? Who's talking to me?"

Li Fei, startled, quickly got up and looked around, yet there was nobody there.

"Fuck, am I seeing ghosts?"

"Cough, cough, I'm clearly an immortal, okay? You're really blind!"

"Damn, where are you speaking from, playing eye-blocking techniques?"

"Playing with your damn head! I've been sealed in this slingshot for five thousand years. If I could come out, I would've been gone by now and wouldn't have the chance to save such trash like you!"

"You're inside the slingshot? Then why don't you come out?"

"Cough, cough, you think I don't want to? I've been thinking for five thousand years and still haven't found a way!"

"You, you, what the hell are you?" Li Fei was as horrified as watching a horror movie!

"Hey, hey, I'm not just anything..." the voice suddenly realized it had cursed itself, then corrected, "Hmph, shitty kid, you tricked me into saying that. Let me tell you, I'm a dragon, a real dragon named Evil God. I once led the Dragon Clan to rule the Three Realms, but later I was attacked by adversaries and finally sealed in this slingshot. That's how your Missile Sect came into being!"

"Oh!" Li Fei let out a sigh of relief, "No wonder the Missile Sect is so trashy. It turns out it's because they trapped a trashy dragon inside!"

"Cough, cough, you're the trashy one, okay? Five thousand years ago, I was the Venerate of the Three Realms. Back in the day..."

"Alright, alright, Old Dragon, heroes don't brag about their past courage. Besides, it's been five thousand years, how can you still remember so much!" Pausing for a moment, Li Fei suddenly remembered something, "Right, Old Dragon, it's been five thousand years, why did you suddenly wake up today?"

"It's all because your bloody nose sprayed all over me, ugh, your kid must have eaten garlic, it stinks to death..."

"Fuck, Old Dragon, five thousand years and your sense of smell hasn't faded at all! By the way, since you're a real dragon, you must have great skills, why don't you try to find a way out yourself?"

"You think I don't want to? But, this can only be done by the Sect Leader of the Missile Sect. However, you are just a piece of trash right now and absolutely no help to me!"

"Don't be so fucking dismissive, bro. I'm only temporarily trash! Sooner or later, I'll make sure the world bows at my feet!"

"Hmm-hmm, having ambition is good, but if you only daydream without effort, that's just unrealistic delusion!"

"Of course, I'll definitely redouble my efforts. Uh, right, my master is the 83rd Sect Leader of the Missile Sect, maybe you can try asking him for help?"

"He used to be capable, but now, he's worse than trash!"

"Uh? What's that about?"

Li Fei didn't know much about his master's past. His master had already been old when he picked him up. All he knew was that the old guy was lustful, lazy, gluttonous, someone with no limits or dignity, spending his days scavenging through trash!

Missile Sect! Li Fei had always treated that signboard as a joke. Now, hearing what the Evil God said, it seemed his master was a formidable figure in his youth!

"Yep, that's right. Your master was once a top master in the Ancient Martial Family of the Central Plains, but he fell into this sorry state just because he tragically lost his loved one... alas, what is love in this world? The saying that women are calamitous really damn holds water..."

"Fuck, Old Dragon, your way of thinking really fucking jumps around. One sentence praises love, and the next you're cursing. Bro, I really can't keep up with you, old man!"

Li Fei changed the topic, "Evil God, what were you saying? My master is an Ancient Martial master? Then why, after teaching me for more than a decade, have I made no progress? I can't even defeat a simple thug!"

"Damn, whose fault is it that you're trash?" Evil God retorted angrily. "But honestly, your master has already subtly adjusted your body to the best possible condition. All I need to do now is make some minor adjustments, and you'll be turned into an Ancient Martial master!"

"Really?" Li Fei beamed with joy, "Then try it now, bro is waiting to play the hero and save the beauty!"

"Damn, you're just like your master, can't move when you see a girl!" Evil God cursed but still explained, "Actually, when I was saving you, I already infused True Qi into your body, and even opened up your governor and conception vessels. Try it out, doesn't it feel powerful and like you want to fly when walking?"

Li Fei tried it, and indeed, he felt an endless surge of energy throughout his body, "Yah! Old Dragon, you damn have some real skills, now let me take you to score some chicks, haha!"

"Fuck, you're really damn cheeky..."

Li Fei briskly chased after Chang Huan and Gou Tui, while those two guys were busy feeding Su Meimei medication. Of course, Su Meimei struggled fiercely, but her resistance was futile in front of the two tall guys.