chapter 12
< Buying my own house (2) >
This is only 28 million won!
‘for a moment. Just looking at Amman, this is the home of the Namsan Leech.’
Namsan leeches.
Once bitten, it clings to itself until it sucks blood and never comes off!
A guy who enjoys sucking up bloody money, regardless of anything that makes money!
He was a tycoon of underground finance who controlled Itaewon, Yongsan, and even Seoul Station, and was a damn bastard who hurt my teacher.
He was very proud of this house.
-hahahahaha, the best fortune teller in Korea assured me. It was said that this was a place where all the money and power of the Republic of Korea was swept away.
-It is said that most people cannot avoid being crushed by this house site and dying a violent death, but I am different!
-look. Ever since I moved here, everything I touch has been a jackpot!
He painstakingly decorated this house in a splendid way.
He especially liked throwing crazy parties every weekend with a bunch of women and men.
Every time we met, that bastard openly laughed at me, saying that our house is a multi-family house in Sillim-dong that is all collapsing.
‘I don’t know anything else, but do you think you should buy this house?’
He lived well in this house too, what else can I not live here?
“I want to go and see this house in person.”
“Just looking at the paperwork is enough. It’s just as it appears in the document. Go back and forth for nothing, don’t waste your precious time…”
Mr. Bokdeokbang started laying out the papers on the table as if he had been waiting.
“These days, apartments are the best. If you wake up after sleeping, the price of the house goes up! It is also perfect for investment.”
“Did I tell you I like this house?”
“Ah, let’s go there… Heck!”
The Bokdeokbang man stopped laying out the apartment documents and was startled.
It was because Secretary Kim was glaring at her coldly.
“Wake up for a minute.”
“Why, why?”
“I don’t think I can hear you well. I thought I would have to pierce my ear hole for a while.”
“Go! We will guide you right away!”
Mr. Bokdeokbang stood up.
“Shall we go to my car?”
Mr. Bokdeokbang’s car was a 1,600cc Cortino.From noble mtl dot com
No matter how many times I burned the abdominal person, the leather seats in the back seat were smooth.
On the back shelf, there were quinces instead of air fresheners, real estate documents in paper bags, and a map of the city of Seoul.
“…?”
Secretary Kim stretched out her arm to stop her mother, who was quietly trying to get into the back seat.
“This way.”
It was the newest Mercedes-Benz parked in front of the store.
Secretary Kim opened the back seat door and said.
“Let’s get on. I will see you myself.”
Bokdeokbang man opened the passenger seat door and admired it quietly.
“Wow, the tea is really nice. The heater is also full…”
Secretary Kim’s eyes flashed, and Mr. Bokdeokbang immediately shut the door.
“Do you have to follow my car?”
* * *
To be honest, it exceeded my expectations.
‘This house is a waste of money, starting with the stone walls.’
It was densely piled up to a height of 7 meters with large and small pebbles.
This is a real money grab.
In the middle, incandescent lamps were also installed beautifully.
‘The outer walls are made of the finest bricks, and the European-style balcony is also stylish. From the roof to the windows, each one is decorated with the highest quality. It feels just like a European castle.’
Like it.
‘How much is the land price around here, and this luxurious house is only 28 million won? This is not a cheap price, but it should be called sh*t.’
The more I look back, the happier I am.
‘The swimming pool was also properly built. The garden trees and garden stones were all expensive, and they were all set up. Even if I sold all of this, I’d still be able to make a lot of money.’
Even if the mansion was demolished and the land was resold, it could be sold for more than 2,800.
This is a house that makes money unconditionally if you buy it!
‘I wonder why such a nice house came out at a sh*t price, now I think I know the reason.’
It’s just a very minor problem.
“ha ha ha. The owner of the house is recuperating, so the management has been a bit neglected lately.”
How long have you not done garden maintenance?
In the place of the lawn, weeds that had grown to the size of an adult’s waist and withered, and even the finest pine tree bonsai planted as a garden tree were smashed and dead branches drooped.
“Let’s just look at the price! At 28 million won, it’s no different from a bargain. What is the price of land in this town? I can’t even buy an apartment in Gangnam with the same square footage at this price.”
Inside the mansion was even more spectacle.
Broken furniture was covered in dust and cobwebs everywhere, and wooden doors were loose from their hinges.
Every time the cold wind blew in the middle of winter, an unpleasant sound was heard from somewhere.
‘That’s not even a problem.’
It’s enough to tend the garden, clean the house, fix things.
“You don’t explain how many people died in this house without mentioning it.”
Yeah, that was the problem.
I looked curiously at the ghosts snooping around the mansion.
“Brother, this is the place where a total of 7 entrepreneurs, including President Kim of Iseong Mulsan, President Choi of Daeryuk Machinery, and President Park of Manguk Chemical, died in disgrace.”
Secretary Kim seems to have known about this.
“It is also the same for political figures who ruin the election and leave. A total of eight people, including Rep. Kim Chul-ho, Lee Tae-gwang, Yang Hyo-won, and Park In-seop, failed and began their prison terms.”
“Kuhm!”
“Can you recite the figures in the legal profession who died in sudden death, such as in a traffic accident or found as a body in the Han River? There are nine of them in total.”
“hehehehe!”
“It is known as a haunted house among high-ranking political and business leaders. It must have been neglected like that for years.”
I snapped my fingers.
‘Hey, guardian deity.’
Squeak.
The grim reaper rose like smoke.
‘Ghosts here, can you solve it on your own?’
[of course.]
The grim reaper glanced around.
When our eyes met, the ghosts were startled and trembled.
[I’m going to take these miscellaneous things to the underworld right now…]
‘for a moment! Waiter minute!’
I waved my index finger from side to side.
‘That’s after the contract was signed.’
It’s not even my house yet, so there’s no need to exorcise it.
It would be embarrassing if the landlord saw this and changed his mind and said he would not sell it.
“A hideous mansion like this is not something that the noble boy is interested in.”
“Jung Hyuk.”
My mother leaned towards me and whispered softly.
“We only have 10 million won. Even if I want to buy this place, I don’t think I can.”
The sale price of this house is twenty-eight thousand won.
We currently have only 10 million won in cash.
It was said that the remaining 1,800 should be prepared separately.
‘The ghost problem seems to be easily solved, and now the only thing left is the money problem.’
Of course there is a way to fix that too.
Besides, there are places to believe.
‘If I go with Secretary Kim later, I think we can settle the money issue neatly.’
This is good.
I was lucky.
I thought Secretary Kim would move with us.
Thanks to that, I think I can easily solve the money problem that would have been difficult to solve alone.
“Customer, when you saw the documents, you thought this was it, but were you disappointed when you saw it with your own eyes? You don’t have to. We have an apartment in Gangnam, right?”
At this time, Mr. Bokdeokbang began to take out the apartment documents from the paper bag he had brought.
“Small will not be noticed, and large would be nice. Originally, the bigger the house, the better! Could it be Geogeo-ikseon (巨巨益善)?
I can feel the will to sell the Gangnam apartment somehow.
Just then, a very excited voice came from the garden.
“Brother, have you seen the stone wall of this house? Wow, it’s really not a joke! I liked it!”
It was the voice of a boy who had just begun to change his voice.
I think I’ve heard it a lot.
Is it an illusion?
“The roof, the balcony, the pillars, and even the outer walls are so f*cking gorgeous! I guarantee you, if you bring me here, all the girls will go crazy!”
The boy’s laughter was so loud that it echoed all the way here.
“Wow, there’s even a pool! Alright, I decided on this house for my birthday present this time! Hyung, contact your mother right away and make a contract right away. ha ha ha!”
The voices are getting closer.
“How about a haunted house? Just tear it all down and put a new one on it. This is physical exorcism! Then what will you guys do? You’re being forced into Buddhahood!”
It was a confident voice.
“Your young guest seems to have already liked this house very much.”
“That’s cool! It’s cool! You’re in good shape! It’s a great place to bring the kids and play!”
“You were lucky. This item is introduced for the first time today as it is on sale for the first time. Surely the owner of this house will change today… huh?”
jump.
The front door opened.
Uncle Wen, a man in his mid-thirties, and an adolescent boy hesitated to enter the house.
Fifteen-year-old, nasty-looking bastard!
‘Namsan Mountain Leech!’
No, how did you just meet that bastard here?
< Buying my own house (2) > End