Superbabes: Special Delivery Service

Chapter 35: Delivery Girl: Big Barda



I don't own DC… Or Jim Croce.

The music blared from her headphones as she rolled on her skates down the Gotham streets, heading towards Superbabes.

She is a five foot six and two fifteen

A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean

She knew how to knuckle

And she knew how to scuffle and fight

And the roller derby program said

That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head

The fans called her "Tuffy"

But all her buddies called her "Spike"

The song itself couldn't have been more wrong. For one thing, she was the opposite in height, 6' 5" tall, her hair was raven black and long. She wasn't 'built like a fridgerator' but she was shapely with hard muscles: stomach, back, and thighs, with full breasts and a firm round rear… currently, she was wearing a skirt and torn fishnets under her kneepads. Her long, straight black hair waved free behind her like a banner as she expertly swerved and slid through the Gotham crowd, her skates rolling along as she slipped quickly into the alleyway that led to the parking lot behind Superbabes, rolling around just as Jessica opened the back door, quickly leaping away as she swerved right in.

"Hey!" the green redhead shouted indignantly.

"Thanks for opening the door!" She replied with a rather husky voice, rolling into the back room to her locker. Her fans didn't call her 'Tuffy' and her friends certainly didn't call her 'Spike'. In a few moments. They'll all be calling her 'Big Barda'… at least for awhile

After a moment she strutted out of the locker room in a skimpy latex red bikini and a woven circlet around her head, and short red boots, she had the body of a muscly bikini model, her abs on display and her big round breasts stretching the tight red top dangerously. Her long hair, previously tied back in a braid was now straight and silky, flowing down her back like a shimmering dark river as Jessica frowned at her.

"You're going to kill somebody rolling around like that."

"Hasn't yet." Replied Kathy practically, her blue Supergirl suit straps snapping onto her shoulders as she walked out of the locker room, strutting out to the resturant.

"Boss." Barda greeted Orders as she grunted her reply with a soft… grunt. Barda leaned on the doorframe, watching the restaurant like a hawk as Poison Ivy passed her, winking at a nearby table of middle-aged men as they practically drooled over her backside, it swayed sensually as she went to take orders from her section.

"Mmmn." Orders leaned back in her chair; eyes close as she rubbed her temples. Her fingers rubbing clockwise as she soon reached for the phone seconds before it rang, Barda watching her in subtle amazement.

"…That's still really cool." She said, noting Orders clairvoyance in awe.

Time: 8:14 PM. Place Gotham (Superbabes)

Ring-Click.

"Superbabes. We deliver."

"I'd like to order the Big Barda Burger Meal please. Medium well."

"A patty with fried onions, cheese, lettuce and barbeque sauce, fries and a drink. Anything else?"

"Delivered by Big Barda… please."

"We expect her back in 60 minutes or less or the police will be called, give me your name address and choice of soft drink please."

Meanwhile moments later

"Barda you got one… try not to break him." Orders noted as Big Barda smirked, taking the receipt.

"Oh hey… this is nearby." She said, heading towards the locker room as the food slid out, but she quickly returned with her roller skates in one hand. "I don't even have to take a car."

"Well, that would save me on gas." Orders noted lazily as Barda put on her skates, easily moving across the hard floor, snatching the food, and rolling out as Jackie and Sierra, seeing the wall of sexy muscle coming at them, quickly leaped apart as she rolled off into Gotham.

It was barely ten minutes, she made it in record time speeding down the sidewalk and dodging the stunned onlookers… Her big breasts, curvy hips, round ass and legs for days in a tight red bikini? People were going to look… sometimes they would be perfectly still as she darted by. She arrived at an old three-story apartment, she leaped up the stoop, sliding to the door and opening it. Sliding inside…

"Hmmmn…" she noted, staring at the steps that led to the next floor… where she needed to go… because there was no elevator. But, with amazing skill and ridiculous balance, she walked easily up the steps in her roller skates, sliding down the hall towards the last apartment on the right side. She checked the receipt, tossed it into the bag and knocked so hard on the wooden door it rattled. "Superbabes."

Time: 8:47 PM. Place. Down the Street from Superbabes (Gotham Apartment Room 204)

She sniffed impatiently as the door opened. She blinked, staring straight ahead before glancing down and smirking. He was a cute guy, but he was short, and baby faced, with a mop of black hair… she couldn't help it.

"Hey… are you old enough for this?" she asked with a teasing smirk as he frowned.

"I'm just short!" he declared at 4'9"… She rolled easily inside, lazily dropping his food onto the kitchen counter in the tiny apartment as he shut the door.

"Oh yeah?" she smirked, her big red lips stretching in a broad smile as she rolled around the apartment, glancing around the living room. A couch, wide-screen TV, table, fire escape… low rent, but practical. "You better be buddy…" he said, her breasts wobbling in the tight red bikini as she rolled to a stop in front of him, he leaned back against the door as she rested her hand on the door and bent over, his face staring into her bountiful cleavage. "I'm not going to jail just because you hit puberty early." She grinned teasingly as he scowled at her, face red.

"I'm JUST. SHORT." He said with barely contained frustration.

"Alright." She pushed away, rolling backward until she got to the couch, resting a hand on the arm and patting it. "…Have a seat shorty…" he scowled at her as she smirked, took her hands, and clapped them to her big, full breasts, they molded against her firm squeezing as she moaned, head rolling on her shoulders as she fondled her body. "Sit down." She said, a little more encouragingly as she rolled in front of the couch, stopping in front of the TV as he hesitatingly sat in the center of the couch. Watching her…

She rolled in a perfect 360, displaying her muscled but sexual body as she faced away from him, grabbing the top of the wide-screen TV. "Round 'n' round." She smirked, humming her song to herself as she rolled and swiveled her hips. "Oh round 'n' around…" her round ass cheeks and wide hips rolled back and forth on her skates as she danced seductively. Not necessarily a skill you'd expect a big girl like her to have… she bent forward, her skates rolling her body backward, presenting her rear to him as she wormed, and twerked, before sliding back forward, squatting down and popping her rear like an expert…

Turns out a few lessons with Tasha and Jackie did wonders. Plus she had a few tricks herself… muscle control. Squatting on her heels, knees apart, her ass began to twitch, first the right cheek, then the other. "Hee-hee-hee…" she chuckled, glancing over her shoulder at him as she watched in aroused awe, one cheek twitching, then the other, again, and again until it was like a drumbeat, wobbling enticingly as it wiggled left and right in her tight bikini briefs. "Woo!" she was suddenly up, pushing her ass out to him as she stood upright, slipping her hand behind her back and unzipping her top as it fell away, her firm breasts wobbling free as she turned around, gripping them again and squeezing.

"Got something for me little man?" she growled huskily, licking her red lips as he rubbed his bulge. Lifting her breasts up and letting them drop and wobble back into place. Running her hands down her powerful abs to her thick muscled thighs. She rolled over to him, bending over and sticking her big breasts back in his face as she squeezed the couch. "MMMn…" she moaned, smacking his face gently with her swaying tits as he rubbed himself, "Get it out… let's see how quick I can make you pop… MMMn!" she smirked, her face stoic as his hands clapped on her ass cheeks.

"You get out of these, I'll get out of mine…" he said, grinning from between her hefty breasts as she stood upright, slipping the latex briefs down as he groaned, her well-trimmed crotch displayed as she ran her fingers through her bush, flicking them lazily on her silky pussy as he pushed his pants down.

Her eyes widened and she smiled at the massive meat that jumped free. "Well now look at that…" she grinned, pulling her hand away from her crotch to caress the tip of his 8" monster. "I guess you are a big boy…" she grinned, squatting down, knees apart as she stroked him, "What should we do with this hmm?" she cooed, gazing smugly at him as she ran her hand up, down, up. Then spat on his cock, slicking it with her spit as she licked her lips. "This big fucking dick-AHHHH." She ran her tongue firmly against it, from base to tip, licking it like a popsicle before spitting on it again. "Want me to suck it?" she growled, gazing at him sultrily, "Want me to put it in my mouth and SUCK it… huh?" she stroked her fast and hard, slamming a fist on his base as her firm hand went up and down.

"Yeah, I want you to suck my dick…" he growled.

"Suck your dick? I'll suck your fucking dick…" she sneered, hissing her dirty words as she opened her mouth wide. "MMN! MMN!! Ahh-ha-ha…" she laughed, popping off his cock as she stroked him, running her messy drooling tongue up and down his shaft before taking him back into her mouth, bobbing her head quick and hard. "MMpgh! MMMn! Ugmmm!!" bouncing on her heels she dove on his meat, her free hand on his stomach, holding him down as he bucked his hips. "Grrrr!!" she jerked her head left and right, teeth bared as she wiggled his cock into her mouth, "Gguuugh!!" she gagged on it before sliding off with a soft hack, "AHhh… ha-ha…" she smiled confidently. "OOoh…" she cooed, kissing his shaft before diving on his balls, sucking them into her mouth as she shuddered.

"OOooh man… OOOH!!" he rested a hand on her head as she moaned around his nut, hand constantly stroking his cock above her.

"MMmn…" she moaned around his sack, popping off loudly before sliding her tongue up his shaft to wrap around his tip, bobbing rapidly on his cock as she moaned, writhing on the couch.

"Gonna cum! Gonna cum!!"

"Grrrr…" she sped up, faster and faster. "MMMn! MMMn!! AHHH…" she opened her mouth over his bulging tip, stroking his cock as he shivered.

"Uugh…" his load shot into her mouth, well-aimed, shot after shot. "Oooh you're such a hot BITCH…" he hissed, shaking as she laughed, stroking out his load. Wrapping his lips around his tip and sucking out the rest.

"Hmm-hmm-hmm…" she grinned around his cock, twisting her head and lips around it as she went down and up… then popped off again. "Ahh…" she opened her mouth, gargling his load, before swallowing it with a confident smile. Slapping his dick lightly with the back of her hand she stood up. "Hmm…" she began to bounce her breasts on her hands as his eyes followed then, his cock slowly twitching back to life as she shook her chest, flopping them about… his iron-hard erection ready for more as she rested her hands on her hips. They swayed gently left to right as his cock seemed to follow her pussy, she chuckled again.

"Sit on it." he ordered, "I want to watch that big ass bounce again." she turned with a chuckle, sliding between his spread legs before bending forward and slamming her ass down on his lap, feeling his cock between her ass cheeks as she rocked it back and forth, hands on his knees as her skates slid back and forth on the floor.

"Everything's big compared to you." SMACK! "Ha-ha!!" she laughed, playfully, rolling her ass cheeks up and down his cock as he smacked her flesh. "Call that a hit?!" SMACK! "Come on!" SMACK! SMACK!! SMACK! His hands striking left and right cheeks as she glided on his cock. "What are ya a GIRL?!" she sneered teasingly as he grabbed her hips, lifted her up just enough, and pulled her back down on his cock as she shuddered, "Ooh you little bastard!" she sneered at him, her lips stretching into a smile as his cock slipped right up her ass.

The couched shook as she lifted herself up and down his cock, "Oh! Oh! Yeah! Ahh! RIGHT there! FUCK it! FUCK that TIGHT little asshole! NGH! NGH!!" she bounced hard and fast, wild and relentless as he sunk his fingers into her hips, slamming her down as he roared his defiance.

"Ha-AH-Ha!" he panted, thrusting deep into her bowels as her ass cheeks wobbled on his hips, "Ooh yeah! You like that?!" Smack! He rammed his hips up as her heavy body-slammed him down, the couch sliding and rocking as she bounced, her tits flying up and down as she engulfed his shaft with her ass, leaning backward, head rolling back as she opened her pretty mouth.

"Oooohooo!!..." she shuddered, falling forward and slapping her hands on her knees as her ass went up and down, up and down, "MMMN! MMn!! UGH!! FUCK! Me! You! OOOHH! UP my ass! COME ON!!" she growled, eyes rolling as her mouth opened, "Hawwaaaah!!!!" she tightened around him as he thrashed beneath her, her ass slamming down and engulfing his length as his cock shuddered and released up her ass. "MMMN!! Fucking cum up my ass…" she sneered with her husky growl, "Urrgh… yeah…" she slowly pulled up his spasming cock, bending forward until she was almost in half, ass cheeks spread as a trail of his load slipped out of her ass, down her crack and muscled thigh. She rubbed the back of her calves for a moment before shooting upright, hands in her hair as she moaned. Sliding them down her body to grope her ass cheeks, rapidly opening and closing them as they jiggled pleasantly, her anal rim leaking cum.

"Ahh man…" he groaned, cock hardening as he watched her jiggling ass, he got off the couch, grabbing her ass cheek and squeezing it as she smirked at him. "Get on the couch." He said as she laughed.

"Make me." She encouraged as he stood in front of her, squeezing her big sodt breasts as she chuckled playfully. He pushed her, she easily rolled back towards the couch, feeling it hit the back of her legs as she fell back. "Whoops!" she teased, falling onto her back as her feet shot up and spread apart, she grabbed her front wheels with her hands, holding them firmly as she licked her lips, he walked towards her, rubbing her tight pussy as her ass still oozed his cum, "MMmn… fell that pussy… tightest your ever going to get." She growled as he slipped his fingers in, "Ahh… haa…" she panted, not looking away, moaning as he spread her wet hole.

He pulled out his fingers, rubbing her fluid on his cock before he pressed his hands on her iron-hard thighs, briefly admiring them, before sliding his cock slowly into her. "NNngh…" she moaned; teeth clenched as he pushed his quivering cock inside her. "Get that dick all the way in there…" she growled huskily, "FUCK that pussy… Nmn mmn…" she moaned watching her greedily as he began to pump his hips into her, her body jiggling from his thrusts as his fingers sunk into her thighs. "Be a big boy and fuck me…" she growled in a seductive whisper as he began to thrust harder, deeper, "OOOh that's it… come on… fuck it… fuck it hard, fuck it deep." She growled, squirming erotically, her powerful muscles worming like a belly dancer as she writhed like a serpent. "Don't make me take over!" she sneered as he fell onto her.

"Ugh! Ugh! FUCKING BITCH!" he declared with a hiss as he slammed hard into her, clutching at her breasts, surprisingly soft considering her muscles, hips rocking back and forth as his big cock rapidly slid inside her.

"MMmn!-HMMMM!! MMMN…" she moaned eagerly, feeling his cock rub her inner walls, her pussy tightening as her legs clenched. "NNngh! Make me cum on your dick!" she growled, shaking as his cock jammed the right buttons inside her, "Ooh. Ooh… MMMN!! Ah-ahh-OOOOH!!!" her eyes rolled as she climaxed, her legs curling and bend as she struggled to keep them open.

"HHA!! AHH! AHHH TO TIGHT!!!" he praised, slapping against her oozing pussy as it drooled arousal around him. "You're such a sexy… BIIIITCH!!" he ripped out of her quiver pussy aiming over her body as he gripped his cock tightly, head rolling back as she let go of her skates, pressing her tits together and opening her mouth.

"AHhh!!" she sighed as thick ropes of cum shot over her face, tits, and neck, "Ahhh…" her tongue slathered around her lips, smearing his cum on her lips as she felt another rope splash onto her silky skin. She absently rubbed her breasts up and down, smearing more of his load on her body as he wordlessly stroked his cock, breathing heavily and staring at the ceiling as a droplet oozed from his tip onto her abs…

"Hmm hmm hmm…" she chuckled, her pretty green eyes twinkling as she fondled her sticky tits. "Was it good for you?" she cooed teasingly as he climbed over her, straddling her stomach as she gasped, his cock sliding between her tits as he began to rock back and forth. "Ooh? Wants some titties?" she growled, "Hurry up…" she sneered up at him, licking her lips as he roughly slapped his hips against her breasts. "MMn! MMn! That's it… fuck em… fuck my BIG fucking TITS…" she growled, her feet dropping onto the floor as his sack rubbed over her steel abs… tickling her a little.

"Hee hee!" she giggled as she pressed her hands on the sides of her breasts and pushed them HARD together, sneered confidently up at him with half-lidded eyes as he struggled to push his cock through her firm softness… oxymoronic… but accurate. "Do I have to do it for you?" she sneered mockingly as his cock throbbed, "Hurry up and FUCK. MY. TITS." He bucked hard as she gasped, erotically, his cock piercing her cleavage repeatedly as she gazed up at him.

"Spit on my dick." he groaned as she spat onto it, he grunted sliding out of her tits and aiming at her mouth.

"MMn! MMmm… MMMn…" she drooled on his cock, glaring at him as he popped back out of her mouth, she spat on her tits, slapping them together as he dropped back onto her stomach and slipped his 'lubed' length back between them.

"Ha-ha-ah-ah-ah-AH-AHHH YEAH!! Here it comes!!" he pulled from her tits, his cock bulged as he grabbed her hair and "Ahhh…" streams of cum sprayed onto her face as she moaned, closing her eyes as he coated her in a facial. "MMMN!!" he groaned as he stroked himself, watching his seed ooze out onto her originally pristine skin. He clung to the couch as she opened her mouth and suckled briefly on his spent dick before she put a hand on his hip and shoved him over onto the couch.

"Ahh…" she sighed, getting up onto her skates, face covered in cum and one eye shut. She rolled deeper into his tiny apartment, "I'm using your shower." She declared as fact. A few minutes later she walked out, skates in one hand as she returned to the living room, he sat naked on the couch, watching her iron body, but it was soft in all the right places. She jiggled pleasantly as she went to retrieve her clothes. He had a small glass in one hand, and his cock in the other, aiming his tip into the glass as he watched her get dressed. "Ugh!!" he shuddered as an inch of cum filled the glass as he stroked it out, her breasts disappearing into her top as he sighed contentedly. The last drop oozing from his tip and splashing into the thick goo in the glass.

He then held the glass for her. "Drink this." He said as she smirked.

"Times up kiddo…" she teased as he scowled.

"An extra hundred." He said as she raised an eyebrow at that, "And you stop with the short jokes." She scoffed, and took the glass, putting her lips to the gooey edge, she tilted her pretty head back as the contents slid SLOWLY into her mouth.

"MMMn…" she moaned as her tongue lapped the inside of the glass clean, getting every drop as she briefly ran her tongue over her lips before she audibly smacked them, "Ah…" puckered them in a playful kiss. "Mwah." Then held out her other hand. "Pay up. Shorty."

He blew her a raspberry, kinda proving her point, before he walked into his kitchen, her eyes on his limp dripping cock as he reached for a… cookie jar.

"Serious-SERIOUSLY?" she breathed as he opened it, it was STUFFED with cash. He took a fistful, counting it as he returned before giving her about a third of it.

"And a hundred." He said, handing her an extra as she stared at him with an exasperated roll of her eyes.

"A cookie jar?"

"…Did you think to look in a cookie jar?" he asked seriously as she blinked back at him. He kinda had her there...

"…At least put it in a cupboard or something Shorty. This IS Gotham…" she said, putting her ass on the end of the couch as she put on her skates.

"Stop calling me Shorty." He said as she smirked.

"I'll call you Shorty if I want to…" she said, running her hands down her powerful body as she slid to the door. "Especially if you order me again…" she clapped her ass cheeks for him, wobbling her firm rear in farewell, and headed out the door, skidding down the banister of the stairs and out the front door of the building.

Time: 10:10 PM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)

The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen

(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round)

The meanest hunk o' woman

That anybody ever seen

Down in the arena

"Round 'n' round, Oh round 'n' round…" she hummed the chorus, "Round 'n' round. Oh round 'n' round…" she rolled into Superbabes, skidding to a stop in front of Orders and tossing her hair with a smile, "Still in one piece." She declared, handing over the money minus her cum guzzling bonus.

"Good to know…" Orders noted as her eyes flickered, "Job number two…" she said, jerking her thumb into the restaurant. "Get too it." The restaurant was calm mere moments before, but then a smack and a yelp.

"Monsieur!" Brielle squeaked in the restaurant, struggling to balance the food trays in both her hands as a frat boy, feeling his balls a little roughly felt her ass as she passed by. "I WON'T tell you again!" she said firmly, glaring in adorable anger at him.

"Ah come on sugar tits…" he grinned to his giggling friends, "How about you come with us to a party?" he reached for her ass again as his wrist was caught by the brawny Big Barda, still in her skates, she grinned charmingly at him.

A few violent seconds later Sierra opened the front door as the frat boy, a few bruises fresher and missing a tooth, was hurled bodily from the restaurant as Big Barda dusted her hands, glaring at his buddies at the table. "…Out." She ordered as they scrambled from the booth, "PAY first…" she ordered as they tossed their money on the table, scrambling to get their friend and quickly leave.

She rolled back into the backroom as Orders noted with almost a cruel smile, "Huh… I didn't think about making people we toss out pay first…" she seemed to think about it. "I should make a sign. Good work Rebecca."

"It's what you pay me for…" the big girl noted, slipping out of her skates, and heading into the locker room to retrieve her costume boots. "MMmn!! I have to say…" she stretched upon return, her body wobbling and tightening accordingly. "When Ronnie-Bell dragged me out of the roller rink for that interview with you, I was not expecting I'd end up enjoying myself working here…"

Orders purple eyes flashed as she confidently smiled at the Roller Derby Girl... "I expected you would…"

Rebecca sat on the couch, sticking her talented tongue out at Orders. "Yeah but you have powers, so you cheated."

Orders chuckled softly, and after a moment hummed to herself. "…Round 'n' round… oh round 'n' round…"

End

So now we have a Big Barda, and while she's a Rebecca, she was almost a Gianna, because I based her personality on the toughest titty girl in porn (or used to be I guess) Gianna Micheals… but I felt Gianna didn't fit, so Rebecca, a Roller Derby Girl with a part-time job at a skin-restaurant/escort service…


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