The Laziest System: Sign-Up System

I stretch a little and release a lazy sigh. I don't know how I deserve this life, but I'm not complaining. What am I talking about? Well, first things first, this is not my first life. I know it sounds cliche, right? Well, it happened to me.

I was a thirty-three years old man who had just got a promotion. I still remember returning from work and going to the nearby bar to celebrate my promotion with my friend and co-worker. Sadly, before I could get to the bar, a truck appeared out of nowhere and hit me.

The next thing I knew, I reincarnated into a two-year-old toddler.

So here we are. After a few more years of shit-filled life, I returned to school, was labeled a prodigy because of my previous life memory, and got a scholarship to another country. So here I'm in Japan inside a relatively big house after I get accepted into Kyoto University.

I'm lucky that the Indonesian government is kind enough to give me a good house.

In this new life, I made a lot of money. Like, a lot. Because of my previous work, I know a lot of big cryptocurrencies and how to get them. Let's just say I manage to buy a lot of Bitcoin before it reaches a dollar (USD) price.

From that alone, I became a millionaire. I have more than twenty thousand bitcoin after investing more than a thousand USD. Getting that money is hard. I was doing side jobs, buying cheap items and selling them at a markup, and even borrowing some of my parents' money. I'm lucky they already see me as a prodigy and trust me with that money. I guess being seen as a prodigy has its uses.

{AN! I use the CURRENT price of crypto because I'm too lazy to check the price of this story year (2015)}

I shake my head, look out the window and smile a little. It is my dream to go to Japan and live in this country. I'm a Weeb and Otaku. If not for my work and busy life, I would spend my time in my room watching anime and reading Japanese news.

I love this country. I know that this country is not perfect, far from it, but I still love it. There is also a problem of what kind of world I get reincarnated into, but as long as I stay low and watch out for some people, I'm good.

I get up from my chair and go to the kitchen. I'm a little hungry and too lazy to go to the restaurant. I think I have a frozen dumpling in the fridge. While walking there, I blink for a few seconds when something appears in my field of view.

It was a blue panel, and I could see something written on it.

=||=

Dear Ryan.

I'm sorry for the late gift, but because of the busy workload of the Afterlife Reward system, your gift is late. The reason for this gift is to compensate for taking your life too early. Our Isekai system kills you instead of the chosen one.

To compensate for this mistake, we reincarnate you to another world and decide to give you a system.

We are sorry for the inconvenience, and enjoy your second life!

Sincerely,

Reincarnation Administration Staff

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What? What happened? I suppose I was still alive in my previous life? Reward? What kind of reward?

Before I can panic, another blue panel appears in front of me.

|Weekly System activate!|

|Do you want to accept your weekly gift?|

|Accept: Y/N|

I blink for a few more seconds and press the Y button against my better judgment. After pressing the Y button, I feel a massive headache start attacking my head, and my entire body starts to heat up.

I fall to the ground, and my body rolls down the stairs. I cannot even feel the pain as my entire body is too hot to think straight. My vision starts to get blurred as I continue to thrash around on the ground, too much in pain to shout.

Slowly, my body returns to normal, and my vision returns. When my vision returns, I see white smoke coming out of my body. Does my body become so hot that it releases a cloud of smoke?

I shake my head and look at the blue panel in front of me.

|Congratulations! You get {Sky Dragon Slayer Magic}|

Yeah. I already know that. You shove that knowledge and magic core inside my body without giving me time to prepare. Also, Sky Dragon Slayer? Fairy Tail? I know I need this kind of power to survive this world but a little too specific of a power to give me.

What kind of world is this? Well, this world is where the strongest dragon in the world will sing a song about boobs. A world where the second strongest dragon has the mentality of a child who likes throwing a tantrum when her neighbor gets a little bit rowdy.

This world is a DxD world. A world where a pair of boobies can save the world. The world where the MC will get a lot of power boost when he touches a woman's nipple. This is a Harem-Fantasy world where a lot of mythical creatures live and roam the world.

Sadly, behind the comedy and harem story lies dark lore. This world is filled with cold murderers, slavery, and how easily a non-human race tramples over humans. If you are not human, you are as good as cannon fodder.

Sadly for me, I'm one of them. I'm human.

I think I will still follow my original plan, stay low and not get the attention of the supernatural people. There is a reason why I choose Kyoto instead of Tokyo. Kyoto is where Youkai rules, and they are relatively peaceful, according to the canon story.

Kuoh town is still in Tokyo, and Tokyo University is not far enough from Kuoh for my taste.

I shake my head and get up from the ground. At least I get something from that experience. That is a very unpleasant experience. I take a deep breath and widen my eyes when I can 'eat' the air that gets inside my nose.

Right! I forget that Sky Dragon Slayer can eat the air around the user. I really need to get used to my new power.