HI3: I Don't Want to Be a Valkyrie

New Volume! And also the volume where I (Your marvelous translator) get sent straight to prison! (╥﹏╥) 

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As Theresa entered this new world, she felt as if her very soul had been torn in two. Something seemed to be missing, yet also added—a peculiar sensation that was hard to define. In the end, it was just plain strange.

And then, Theresa simply fainted.

"..."

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"Aaaaaah, my head hurts so much! System, what are you doing?!"

It's unclear how much time has passed, but when "Theresa" next awakens, she feels as if her head has been split open like a ripe fruit.

Detected BuG. Initiating maintenance and repair. Estimated maintenance time: 10 seconds. 10, 9... 3, 2, 1. Maintenance successful.

Compensating host for inconvenience with maintenance rewards: 5 monthly passes, 45 crystals.

Congratulations! Host has obtained the permanent perfect skill: Mind Split. :::

system

Triggering bounty quest: System Enhancement (Ai-chan Edition) :::

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As the System's voice continued to echo, "Theresa" immediately felt the pain in her head vanish, and strangely, she found herself with an additional ability.

"System, what the hell are you doing?"

Two distinctly different voices rang out simultaneously: one with the lively, cherry-blossom-like cadence of a young girl, the other with the weak, emotionless tone of a doll.

"What's going on? What kind of freakishness is this?"

The question was posed again by "Theresa," still in confusion, yet there were still two voices.

Rubbing her small head, "Theresa" fully opened her eyes to find a cute young girl sitting opposite her, with hair colored blue (or pink).

This sensation was peculiar, as if she suddenly had two pairs of eyes.

Oh right, that... Mind Split ability, she recalled.

Both girls closed their eyes simultaneously. When they reopened them, it seemed they had finally adjusted to this feeling.

Then... within the Mind Split ability, two separate personalities were discerned. After a moment of hesitation, sensing the tremendous power housed in the Pink Fur's body, the primary personality decided to take Pink Fur as the main self, and Blue Fur as the fragmented, secondary personality.

With that decision, the discomfort vanished completely.

[Since both the primary and secondary personalities can be switched at any time, with the primary personality being dominant and the secondary effectively in hibernation]

Observing the young girl controlled by the secondary personality before him, he noted her long azure hair, reminiscent of Rem's, cascading softly over her shoulders. Her skin was fair and smooth as cream.

From atop her head grew a single blue horn, reminiscent of the imperial-class Honkai Impact beast, Assaka.

A pair of deep blue eyes held a disinterested gaze. Below a high nose bridge, pale pink lips were slightly parted, presenting a classic "moe" appearance: emotionless, speechless, powerless... one might say all four aspects were present.

She looked like she hadn't gotten enough sleep, as if she could doze off standing up. Even the black tail on her back drooped listlessly. However, her tail was quite peculiar; its tip ended in a clamp. Overall, she embodied the quintessential moe young girl aesthetic.

Hmm, pseudo-moe. Compared to Bronya, she fell short, but still had her own unique charm.

At that moment, the little girl had her arms crossed over her chest. Her slender legs, encased in black stockings, were slightly spread apart as she sat on the ground, revealing her undergarments in a single glance.

And when one took in the entire picture, it felt as though... the clothing was somehow... suggestive...

A young girl dressed in... intimate underwear?

Next, through Blue hair's perspective, I observed the character now under the dominant personality's control.

Like Blue hair, she had transformed into Pink hair, changing from an emotionless doll to a spirited girl. Her face bore a sweet smile, with a pair of pale rose dimples on her cheeks, resembling red apples—a loli no less charming than Theresa.

She also had a pink horn on her head, but unlike Blue hair's tail, the white tail on Pink Hair's back swayed gracefully.

She was dressed in a pink-black... set of suggestive lingerie? On her slender legs were adorable white stockings.

And just like before, she sat directly on the ground...

(Insert Image of the Twins Here)

The two lolis looked exactly like what you'd get if you split apart Assaka, the imperial-class Honkai Impact beast...

Gazing at Pink Hair's lovely forehead, I had a sudden feeling that this loli's head might be even harder than the hard headed imperial-class Honkai beast Parvati.

If you threw Pink Hair at Parvati, there's probably be nothing wrong with the loli, while Parvati would end up crying from the impact.

"Liliya?"

"Rozaliya?"

The two girls pointed at each other, simultaneously calling out the other's name.

The pink-haired loli was the S-rank Valkyrie, Cherry Bomb Rozaliya. The blue-haired one was the A-rank Valkyrie, Blueberry Blitz Liliya.

The two were identical twins with completely different personalities.

Pink hair - Rosaliya (the elder sister), Blue hair - Liliya (the younger sister)

This time, their transformation into Valkyries resulted in not one, but a pair of twin Valkyries. And they were both?

I'm about to lose my mind... no, wait, I've already lost it.

Too much information...

In truth, that wasn't even the main issue. The real problem lay in their attire:

"What kind of clothes are these?! Who designed them? Are they trying to get these underage twin girls involved in adult relationships? It's sickening!"

Valkyries' outfit customization initiated

Just as Rosaliya finished her rant, the System immediately responded. Then... their underwear changed from thongs to more modest briefs, and the rest of the outfit became less provocative as well.

"..."

Rosaliya and Liliya fell silent. Since when had the System become so reliable?

Yet again, it proved its true nature as a hardcore loli freak.

Ironically, even Rosaliya and Liliya had to admit that the previous design was undeniably enticing for young girls, bordering on fetish territory.

(TL: Got the system and the MC in my sights...( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─)

However, I was fine with watching alone—well, now it's two of us.

I'd rather not share this view with others, thank you.

At this point, the dominant personality of Rozaliya began surveying their surroundings, realizing they were next to a small forest. The ground was covered in waist-high grass, which explained why sitting there all this time had been so comfortable.

What about bugs in this kind of environment?

Ha!

Even an imperial-level Honkai beast couldn't break through the skin of these two young-looking twins, so what chance did mere bugs stand?

It was simply impossible.

Nearby, there flowed a river—not too big, nor too small...

The sun in the sky was warmly radiant, making one feel drowsy, and the air was fresh. Who knows what world this might be?

After observing their environment for a while, it seemed there were no immediate dangers. With that, the dominant personality of Rozaliya stood up.

Feeling her height was about the same as Theresa's, she deemed it tolerable for now.

Hey, feel these horns on my head! At first glance, they look like mere ornaments; not straight and positioned off to the side. Even so, I must say, they have a certain charm.

The most striking thing of all was that Rozaliya actually had breasts.

This was highly unusual. Shouldn't a young girl be perfectly content with a flat chest? What's up with these sudden curves?

How will this affect the opinions of our class president and teacher's pet?