Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

220 – Tournament (2)⚝

When I looked at the podium again, there was a noise coming from the Colonia side. We just received supplies, but if that happens, it means that the quantity is extremely low. Soon, a sack arrived for us as well. One pair of light green tops and bottoms and two pieces of white underwear. The fact that I, a man, am like this means that women are the same, so I glanced at Rita.

“Because I don’t smell.”

His voice is trembling, but he’s bragging. Kite just kept his head down and chewed her nails. As soon as Rosa met my eyes, she smiled optimistically and opened her flesh colored sack with both her hands to show me everything inside.

“Po, phone phone…… I have two, two pairs of underwear…… The outer garment is a slightly larger dress. Here, as a souvenir…… I would like you to ask if you can take it. Ah, showing it to Irene…… Now, I want to show off…… Okay. Huh?”

Ain clicked her tongue and fiddled with the clothes she had provided.

“Bellaste, I am disappointed.”

“Why?”

“Baby, don’t try to find out.”

While everyone was grumbling that they had given them a yawn, the instructors shouted.

“The tournament starts this evening. “Complete your selection within two hours and decide which group to ally with!”

Because we chose to not have Yeongchae, according to the regulations, we had to unite with the group that had Yeongchae. Since only 1-1 alliances were allowed, opponents had to be chosen carefully. All of the Colonia cadets had martial arts skills, but their skills were revealed in the archery test, so they had to be filtered out. At the point when no one chose a field team, even their attitude changed.

“Ain, who will you ally with?”

“As long as they aren’t the ones I point out, it’s okay.”

“Ahahahaha, now it’s my turn to step forward?”

It was Rita. After finishing her grooming, she put her personal items into her collection bag.

“Leave the negotiations to me!”

I was curious because he looked so confident. Ain seemed to think the same thing as me and immediately asked for a reason.

“Fox, what kind of confidence do you have for this?”

“Princess, all we have is Ponpong over there and your name.”

“That’s all. What do you mean?”

It was an indirect insult, but it didn’t hurt me at all.

“Colonia chose Yeongchae, but she is the only female-dominant group that chose Yajeon.”

In fact, we receive +4 additional points. Colonia, who is all female, has +7 points, so even she has less points. If a male-only group forms an alliance with Colonia, they will receive +3.5 Points, so if they form an alliance with us, they will receive up to +2 points.

“Hey, then you have to take the sheep with me. Why are you dragging them along?”

Ain protested when he heard that only the rest of us were being taken as negotiation envoys.

“The princess doesn’t know anything about negotiations?”

“Ain, I understand what your intention is.”

When I said that, Kite and Rosa were in tears and babbling.

“Temanah…… I don’t want to be sold…… !”

“Po, phone phone…… Don’t abandon your sister…… “Okay, I’ll do well.”

“No, these b*tches talk nonsense about topics that are not helpful?”

“Ahahahaha, Ponpong knows, but the princess can’t even guess.”

The two were having a snowball fight again, so I asked Rita to explain.

“Men are obvious.”

“Why is there a story about men and women all of a sudden?”

“Everyone knows that the princess and phone pong are strong. “What people are curious about now is, aren’t there beautiful women and saintly women here?”

Seeing that her Ajin does not deny it, it seems that Kite’s beauty itself is acknowledged.

“Keep talking.”

“They will say that these two are the weakest and that the saint’s divine power is top-notch.”

“That’s a lie, right?”

When I pointed this out, Rita lifted her chin and spoke shamelessly.

“What do you think?”

“Fox, ignore this idiot’s words.”

“What are you going to do if you get found out?”

“You fool. “What do you know about that?”

It is only an alliance anyway, and there is no guarantee that the other side will come out truthfully, so I will selfishly go.

“In other words, there is no obligation to be honest.”

Rosa, her saint, was confused by Rita’s words.

“Hey, Ampong.”

“Hey…… “Ponpon!”

“If you use Girod, it’s a special express, right?”

When Rosa said yes, Ain patted her on the head, saying he would notarize her as a special saint today.

“With this, the appointment is complete. Guaranteed by royal blood. “Why don’t you just say something else in the name of Beronhardt?”

They both said this was right, but they criticized me for being upright and stupid.

“Deman, when you don’t know the other person’s true intentions, there’s no need for them to be true intentions either, right?”

Hearing Rita’s words, I glance at my childhood friend and see the strange expression I often see.

“Kite?”

“Demana…… “Let’s do what my ex and her sister say.”

“Are you okay?”

“Yes…… Cheating is bad, but…… Everyone is like this…… “You will understand.”

“What about Rosa?”

“Po, phone phone…” … Because my sister is the Messiah…… “If you give me permission, I will tell you a lie and protect it.”

“Hey, it’s finally time for you b*tches to pay their bills, so don’t kick the bamboo bucket.”

“Okay.”

“Now, explain the fire fox.”

“We operate outside the Yeongchae and even have a special saint with healing miracles.”

Sharing additional points here, Heoden’s Boar is a quite attractive ally in this tournament.

“What’s more, when beautiful women like us go, men fall for them?”

“Stop talking bullsh*t and get out.”

“Okay, Princess, don’t get into trouble, and Phone Pong, pack up your bags. “I’ll only ask those who are real, so trust me and wait!”

Rita commandeered Kite and Rosa and left.

“I hope everything goes well.”

As I muttered to myself because it was somehow awkward, Ain crushed the dirt with her boots. I gathered bags containing personal belongings and wrote each person’s name in charcoal. After a while, I had to take off my underwear and return it, so I didn’t want to get confused. While we were both minding our own business in silence, the princess called my name and raised her head.

“Yangmul, I keep getting angry.”

“Why?”

“That b*tch, she’s a bit unlucky.”

─Who is who?

“Maybe a day or two?”

“What kind of beauty did you just say?”

“Because Rita tends to attach meaning to her appearance.”

“So, I feel bad that you’re leaving without me.”

─f*ck, what did I hear?

“Did I hear wrong?”

Without realizing it, I ended up giving a stupid answer.

“The more I think about it, the angrier I get. Does it make sense to take Ampong away and leave me alone?”

─Beronhart Even you!

“You are the leader.”

“What do I have to do here?”

“Then, if you say you want to go, that’s fine.”

“You idiot, this is a matter of qualifications?”

“You should at least put on makeup.”

“This bastard keeps scratching.”

“Has there ever been a man who wanted to look good?”

I was suddenly kicked in the back. I was so offended that I jumped up and started complaining.

“Or else, why are you hitting me?”

“You bastard, don’t you know what the question of qualification means?”

─I’m sorry, but you’re not as pretty as Rita or Kite.

Naturally, I compared it with Rosa. Ain is superior regardless of whether he embellishes his appearance or not. But, what about feminine charm? When I am with her princess, I hardly realize that she is of the opposite s*x. On the other hand, a saintly woman tends to give off a strong female scent that goes beyond that of a woman. Aren’t all men just like me?

“To be honest.”

I swallowed my saliva. Since Ain didn’t say anything, I thought about it one last time.

“You tend to be very pretty when you dress up.”

“This bastard, you’re speaking vaguely to the point of making me feel bad?”

“Just tell me what you want to hear.”

“What are you usually like?”

─Don’t do this to me either.

“No, damn it…… “I know what you want to hear.”

“If you know, do it.”

“What should I do if it’s not true!”

“Shall we kill this bastard as soon as he starts?”

“Because you look like this, I don’t even think you’re a woman.”

“Then, hit him until he lifts!”

I wanted to respond in kind, but there were too many eyes watching me, so I ended up giving them a moderate response. I can’t possibly confide in her, but these days, I’m superior even in her martial arts skills. This is because the difference in natural matting is so significant.

“Have you lost your temper?”

When she finished talking and asked, Ain took a deep breath and turned her head away.

“Will it be resolved?”

I pretended to feel sorry and crouched down.

“Baby, you can’t say that you look pretty with makeup on, rather than not saying anything.”

“I’m reflecting.”

“I really want to put makeup on your eyes?”

“Hey.”

“Well, f*ck it.”

“Do you really need to be told that you’re pretty?”

“What woman wouldn’t want to hear that?”

Ain tapped my head and asked, “What on earth is this for?”

“Is this what you want to hear from me?”

“You crazy bastard, if you do anything, you’ll get drunk.”

“Then?”

“Qualification issues. “Literally, if beauty is the prerequisite for selection, why didn’t they select me?”

─Even if it were me, I wouldn’t pick you because your fists speak louder than your words.

“Ain.”

“What, Pong?”

“If you all come forward.”

“Baby, are you oiling your tongue again?”

“There is no longer a place for Rosa to step forward.”

I picked up a stone on the floor and wrote on the dirt.

「Reconnaissance – Deman von Pong.」

「Conduct – Ein Kamphund Beronhard.」

I pointed to each and spoke.

“Look, you and I have work to do as combat agents in the tournament, right?”

I continued to play with stones and continue writing.

「Model – Rita von Law.」

「Cooking – Unpeisi Kite.」

Everyone had a role to play, and finally, they wrote down the name of the weak and threw stones at them.

「Rosa Clier.」

“Because there are people who feel sorry because they have nothing to do.”

Without Girod, Rosa was just an ordinary woman. So, she asked, should she overcome all of this? Ain squatted down next to me without saying a word. She smelled so fragrant that I was about to ask what kind of soap she was using.

“Pong, what are you going to do with the weapon?”

I guess I’ve calmed down a bit now.

“Do you remember the last time I faced those combat guys on the mountain?”

“I’m not a dementia patient?”

“In a dense forest, it’s best to fight with rocks.”

“What about the bow?”

“Even if it is made with materials found in the forest, the range is about 50m.”

Furthermore, he told me that shooting between trees is also difficult.

“What is a self-defense weapon?”

“Since I’m going to use it for multiple purposes, a bifurcated window is a good idea.”

As we finished settling down together, a group of figures were approaching from a distance. When they got up, Rita appeared among them. As she waved both her hands, Kite and Rosa came out hesitantly and followed like her maids.

“You look like a fire fox.”

As Ain chuckled, the leaders who chose her Yeongchae approached and greeted her princess.

“Heavy rain?”

Rita came to my side and spoke in a cute voice, so I clapped my hands. She lined up about ten men and threatened them to answer well because she was going to ask them important questions from now on. All the men’s eyes quickly scanned the women except me. Some people were only looking at Kite’s breasts, so I stepped in and blocked their view.

“Among the women here.”

─How on earth do royals select people?

“Tell me honestly who is the prettiest.”