Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

221 – Tournament (3)☆

I was swearing all the way to my throat.

─b*tch, is this the royal way?

While she was suppressing her anger, Rita suddenly appeared and put a calyx on her face. It wasn’t just that her head was throbbing, it felt like I had been hit by her hammer. Ten people responded to questions they were reluctant to ask. The results are as follows:

《Kite: 5 votes ▸ Rita: 3 votes ▸ Rosa: 1 vote = Ain: 1 vote》

“Do you have eyes for people?”

Ain formed an alliance with the guy who voted for him. There was no such haste. As I was so dumbfounded that I just burst out laughing, Rosa cooed and said that she had also received one vote. She was in a daze because she didn’t have the energy to praise her, and now Kite came to her and told her that she didn’t even care about this.

─My mouth is stuck in my ear, what is it?

Suddenly, what Tyria said and what Ain said came to mind at the same time.

“There is no woman who is not tired.”

“Demana…… “Are you talking about me?”

“There is no woman who doesn’t like being told she’s pretty.”

This time Rita reacted.

“I think the results are wrong.”

─I’m going crazy.

“Rita, don’t say anything.”

“I have to do it!”

“I’ll explain, so please tuck the hair under her ear.”

When Rita saw me, she whispered quietly.

“Ask the people who voted for Kite what his eye color was.”

“What kind of Unpeishi maid am I?”

“You’ll find out if you try.”

While Ain was content alone, Rita followed the men and returned with a question. Out of five, she got all but one wrong. Her wrong answers ranged from dark brown to blue-gold. This phenomenon was not uncommon for Kite.

“They didn’t take pictures of Kite based on his appearance.”

“Temanah…… “I don’t like talking about this.”

“I understand. But Rita keeps bothering me.”

“Ah, now I understand!”

Rita looked at Kite and Rosa’s breasts and snorted.

“Is that it?”

I don’t know what criteria you use to feel pride. A voluptuous female body can be attractive, but is it considered that only excellent facial features and a balanced body shape are the standards of beauty? Rita von Law seems to distinguish between women who are absolutely attractive and women who men find attractive. She’s a useless boundary-builder, so why?

“Hey, Ain.”

“Baby, I won’t accept any objections.”

─You are already a player.

“Is this how the royal family handles business?”

“I made my choice after looking at everything carefully.”

“At least make an excuse.”

“Are you my master?”

“Princess, I also need to know the reason.”

We are serious, but somehow Kite and Rosa are friendly. Although she received different votes, she seemed happy to be considered an attractive woman by others. When I look at things like this, I feel confused because it seems like she is a bit lacking and also seems to be infinitely feminine. Anyway, at this moment, our hero was Ein Kamphund Beronhard.

“Have you been deceived?”

“Because I feel like I just got scammed.”

“I don’t like this result either.”

When he asked why he had three votes, he scolded him and told him to stop. I clenched her fists and lightly touched her stomach, causing her to push her butt back. She said in a crawling voice, telling me not to be angry with her, that she held back because it was a protest.

“Ha, do you think I work emotionally like you guys?”

─You work like a fool who doesn’t even know how to run.

“Out of the ten people who came earlier, three are the guys I thought I should have eliminated a long time ago and two are mentors. The bastards there have a strong sense of inferiority, so things will get messy, and Colonia hasn’t even come, so there’s nothing to say. “It felt blatant that the guys who chose the pig’s feet were only looking at the breasts, and the guys who fell for the fire fox are already confirmed to be idiots.”

“I want to object!”

“Shut up, you fox b*tch. Since you keep losing, have you forgotten that I am royalty?”

“You are a princess.”

I pinched myself without realizing it.

“Are these kites going crazy as a group?”

“I’m serious about the tournament. “If it was done out of selfish interest, it should be reversed.”

When I asked him to continue explaining, he kicked my shin and looked disappointed. What do you mean? If you do things the way you want and then ask me to take your side, no matter how much you are a princess, I cannot accept you. I don’t know if Kite or Rosa did it, but it is something that cannot be tolerated by her, the head, handling things emotionally.

“I filtered out the guys who picked Ampong because they are imbeciles or people who are looking for things to do as they please. No matter who the opponent was, there was only one person who could express even a minority opinion without being intimidated. It’s not because they chose me, but because they chose the one with the worst impression among the women here, so you can trust them. To put it bluntly, it’s a coincidence. I already thought it was okay, but I chose it because it looked good. “Why can’t you trust these bastards?”

The tongue is longer than usual.

“Rita, what do you think?”

“I don’t hate them because they are from Orgiola over there.”

If even the Deputy Director agreed, there is no reason for me, as the representative below, to further oppose it. Even if Mister Ivor sometimes makes decisions that are different from our thoughts, I believe the princess said that the results were better when we silently trusted and followed him.

“Let’s pack our bags.”

“Hey, are you dissatisfied?”

“But you are our head.”

“If I don’t like it, should I give it a try?”

“Please, act like a boss. In times like this, if you and I get hurt while fighting, we lose our chain of command.”

I pointed to Rita.

“Just think of him coming up with a strategy.”

“f*ck, it’s scary just thinking about it!”

“Ahahahaha, I don’t want to do that either, do I?”

I also pointed to Kite and Rosa.

“How can I take care of and protect those two without you?”

“Well, now just shut up and follow my orders.”

“I really want to win. “Because I’m tired of hearing people talk at Heoden’s level.”

I held out my hand to Ain. I also asked Kite and Rosa to reach out together. Rita looked at us intently and then slowly approached us. Since he didn’t seem to know what he was going to do, he held the princess’s hand and shook it.

“Lead us to victory.”

─Anyway, you are our captain. Heoden’s boar only trusts you.

“Baby.”

Ain’s eyes shook. I trust this woman until the end because she knows she keeps her word. I don’t know if I’ll win, but at least I won’t suffer an ugly defeat, so I’ll do my best by being by my side.

“Ahahahaha, isn’t this just a handshake between two people?”

At Rita’s suggestion, everyone overlapped the backs of their hands and palms one by one. My palms were raised in that order: me, Rosa, Kite, Rita, and Ain. The woman who is in charge of the song will sing, so when you hear it, everyone say good luck and raise her hand. As we all nodded together, a single slogan finally broke out.

“Rita von Law is the prettiest!”

“Going!”

“b*tch?”

“Whiteying…… !”

“Po, phone phone…… Sister…… Uh, what should I do?”

It’s a damn mess, but that’s our style. I actually laughed because I was having fun. For some reason, Ain also held his stomach and started giggling, and eventually everyone started giggling. Heoden’s Boar is a circle of people who cannot mix with each other. It was natural to have different slogans and reactions. Well, now we have to win, so let’s get to work.

“Everyone, put all your personal belongings in a sack and return with supplies.”

“Where is the women’s locker room?”

When Rita asked, I told her to follow me as I would guide her.

“I guess I’m crazy. “Why are you following me there?”

“So let’s send Kite and Rosa alone.”

“Yangmul, I will protect you, so please change your clothes and come back.”

I asked because I could trust Ain. Nevertheless, Rosa tried to follow me, calling me a warrior, but I was hit on the back of her head and dragged away. Eventually, she changed her clothes and met him at the meeting point, but as expected, Kite was not in her arms. Other people were wearing dark green dresses that were loose, but I felt like I was wearing a tight dress that was giving me chest pain.

“Kite, there’s nothing we can do.”

When I told him to be patient, he walked to my side and whispered in my ear.

“Oppa.”

─Has there ever been a mental breakdown?

“Nothing will happen. “No need to worry.”

Even though I reassured him, he continued to hesitate and whisper like this.

“I…… The underwear doesn’t fit…… Is it small…… I don’t know if it’s because I gained weight. Upset and uncomfortable…… I’m so embarrassed and don’t know what to do. “I keep getting chafed in my groin, and I’m worried that if I move too much, my bare skin will get scratched.”

─They say prisoners don’t wear underwear.

Why does something like this come to mind? If she told him to take off his clothes, Kite would get upset. This is because she grew up suffering from s*xual scandals, so he reacts sensitively to her dirty jokes and is disappointed.

“I will take care of it.”

“Bathing too…… I want to do it often…… “Are you going to help me?”

Seeing her becoming more and more polite, I guess she was very embarrassed.

“I promise.”

“What about your fingers?”

Let’s make a promise with our little fingers, and now our eyes come into focus. It’s dark red like a garnet, but how can I see it as dark brown or lapis-gold? It was Rita’s and Tyria’s colors, but it was more surprising that they were confused.

“Hey, why are you two alone?”

It was Ain who went in and out alternately with Kite.

“What about Rosa?”

“I don’t know, bastard.”

As we waited in silence, a saintess came out dragging the hem of her skirt. She looked so insignificant in a dark green dress that I felt like teasing her. Did what happened at the Clie Orphanage affect her mood?

“Po, phone phone…… !”

“Sister, take one step at a time.”

“Temanah…… ?”

“Kite, don’t keep pinching my side.”

“Well, your skills in handling females have improved a bit?”

Rosa lifted up her skirt and walked towards me at a long distance. She can’t afford to make repairs, so she’ll have to go into the forest and forge a stone and cut it down. It was a good thing since I already had to make an eye patch.

“The main character appears!”

Lastly, Rita came out. She seemed to be stylish with her supplies, tying the sleeves and skirt hem as she pleased to create her decoration. She was in a state of addiction, so she just opened her eyes blankly and headed towards where the instructors were.

“Heoden’s Boar. One man and four women. “You applied for the field team?”

“Yes.”

Ain answered as representative.

“What about the alliance?”

“Orgiola’s Circle, a black flame dragon.”

“I hope you survive for five days. “Fire is permitted if you blow the trumpet in the evening, so be aware of this!”

We received a flag embroidered with a wild boar and went inside. Black flame dragons were waiting for us. As they approach, they show their Yeongchae number. The whole time we were walking together, he was talking to me so much that it hurt my ears.

“Is this Yeongchae No. 31?”

I saw the place the leader of the dragons had mentioned.

It was a hut that looked exactly like the one used by Gella, with only a wooden fence surrounding it. Ain poked my back and I laughed quietly. Cho, who chose Yeongchae, must protect that abandoned complex for the next five days. It is also a wooden building built in an open area. The problem is that if these guys are wiped out, we’ll lose too, so we’ll have to defend together.